VIDEO PARTY; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

We're all stuck inside if we aren't going off to battle, right? Everyone leftover, let's have a rain night party! Ahhh but we can't get over because of the rain right? Hm...

[ He snaps his fingers in excitement, then grins. ]

Long distance party! I'll post a handful of games on this post, and anyone who wants to play can reply! We can pretend we're all together over video!

[ And after the video in his post, there's a link to the different video chat rooms to hang out in:

Truth-or-Dare!

Distance-Dinner!

LmaO group chat

Dancing

Movie Stream

Misc Chat

ANYONE CAN REPLY TO ANYONE! There are no private threads on this post, everyone is partying with everyone! ]

Comments

[vassalize]

You should only eat what you plan to burn.
What kind of indoor exercises are you planning that would burn off that many calories?!

And you already know what meals I like to make.

[ They've only been living together for nearly a year now. ]

[knightens]

I'm also bigger than you!! If I have any less than I do, I can't concentrate! Hehe!

Aw come on. Isn't there anything you've found yourself liking in this place that you haven't had before?

[vassalize]

Not by that wide of a margin!
Where are you even storing it?

[ He likes to think he's examined enough of Vane to know he has no fat deposits anywhere. ]

I suppose I am amenable to some seafood dishes. I have grown particularly fond of octopus.

[knightens]

Heh HEH!

The great Vane turns all that he eats into energy! It's fuel and power!

[ He's one of those lucky idiots with a great metabolism. ]

Uwoh! Guess I know what I'm making next! I got a frying tray with round moulds just for this! Betcha can't guess what I'll make!

[vassalize]

You're definitely not burning any of it by thinking.

[ And he was afraid this would happen. ]

Just don't go overboard, or we'll both be sick of octopus in a few day's time.

[knightens]

How do you burn food by thinking?! Haha! Someone as smart as you knows that even your magic can't do that!

[ In other words, Percival's point just got made. ]

Don't worry! I have an idea to make sure you'll enjoy and think of these balls in your mouth even after summer! We're gonna have a picnic!

[vassalize]

[ Indeed, it did. He's facepalming on the other end. Lucky for Vane, he's moronsexual enough to put up with this. ]

I didn't mean actually burning it!

And what balls are you thinking of putting in my mouth? I won't just stuff anything in there because you made it!

[knightens]

[ In response, he's just going to get a little video of what he discovered! ]



Ta-daaa! 🐙
We can have ourselves a summer treat!

[vassalize]

[ He squints, quite sure he's seen one of the other crew members preparing this before. ]

Is the octopus inside the balls?
I will have to taste it to see that it's being properly utilized in the cuisine.

[knightens]

Yup! It's flavoured and toasty and really yummy!

These kitchen accessories make them so easy to make!

Are you going to be my taste tester? 🤍

[vassalize]

I would rather you subject someone else to them first.
I am certain there are some willing and reckless bodies about.

[ Like the original poster, should he dare. ]

[knightens]

But you make such cute faces when I ask you to do it 💕

And if you like it you can finish them off. Then we can work out together! What do you think? It's a win-win.

[ He's absolutely suggesting what he thinks he is.

Even if they can't run on the beach like he's imagining... ]

[vassalize]

I do not! Those are skeptical faces.
I don't know if I'm putting anything in my mouth that will kill me.

This is only a win-win in your deluded mind.

[ No, Vane would not be so bold to make a pass at him. At least, not knowingly... he thinks this work-out in mind is just as reckless as the dish. ]

[knightens]

Never made anything you haven't liked before, have I?

Though you're pretty nice as dessert all on your own, you know. ♥


[ What was that about not making passes? ]

[vassalize]

Your cooking skills are decent,
but your experiments ahfa;e

[ Wait, what did he just read in that last line? He deletes his weird typo quickly and tries to think of something suitable to respond to that. ]

Not in a public channel, Vane!!

[knightens]

Not in public? I didn't say anything naughty, Percy.
Did you think of something you shouldn't? Heh heh.

[ It's through text but he's very blatantly teasing now. ]

[vassalize]

Shut up! I wasn't thinking anything you weren't implying!
Anyway, we've clogged this up enough.

Come over already.

[ He's embarrassed. This is his only way to cope with Vane's over-abundance of affection. ]

[knightens]

You don't have to ask twice!! I'll be there in two shakes of a dragon's tail!


[ Never mind that they're in the same place but details. RUNNING TO HIS ROOM GET. ]