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[halforc]

Hi, ah.

[ Awkward fingergun for you, network. ]

Quick question, the reason for it will sound obvious given recent events. [ ie: that giantass flood that ruined everyone's homes. ] Does anybody here own any of the ships docked in the port about a ten minute walk above the Crystal Beach? Specifically, the large galleon. I know a few are owned by companies and the other dock is strictly for Lunar Knights, but I'm looking to make a purchase or strike a deal for that ship in particular.

I'm Fjord. Thanks ... for your time.

Comments

[ragingnature]

Well, I don't know! There might be a mountain Titan that just does what it wants.

[halforc]

What the fuck is a Titan, this sounds like you're pulling spirits and gods out of your arse!

[ But it's funny as hell. ]

[ragingnature]

Titans came before the gods. For example, Metis created my mother, Hera, and Hecate. Then my mother created me. So, in a sense, that makes the Titan Metis my grandmother.

[halforc]

So, if you all come from the Titans ... you and Hades are related?

[ragingnature]

Yes, we all came from the Titans in one way or another. But no we're most certainly not related.

Hades' parents were Rhea and Kronos...

[halforc]

Who had nothing to do with Metis, right?

[ragingnature]

I don't think any of the Titans were directly related. Though I have no idea how any of them came to be.

Not that it'd change anything. I'm not directly blood-related to my mother or Metis just as my mother and her sisters are not directly blood-related to Metis or one another.

[halforc]

... What? How were you born?

[ More to himself, ]

How are gods born?

[ Existential. ]

[ragingnature]

My mother created me. [ And she doesn't know the details on how. She just was. ] I assume by the same manner in which she was created.

Some are born the same way mortals are. Some were created. Some just...came into being, I guess?

[halforc]

So you could just pop out a baby any time? Bam!! Baby! Just with a thought?

[ragingnature]

I'm pretty sure it's more involved than that. But I suppose if I wanted a child I could just create one.

[halforc]

Could you make a fake baby? You could leave a wooden one with Hades as he naps, see what he does. I'm talking straight-up doll, not that he'd know.

[ragingnature]

Why would I do that?

[halforc]

Just to fuck with him for passing out for an entire day.

[ragingnature]

I don't think he'd appreciate that much. Besides, it's more fun to just cover him in flowers and see how long it takes before he notices.

[halforc]

Is he allergic to any in particular?

[ragingnature]

I'm not sure it's possible for us to be allergic to anything. [ Except maybe Artemis and her extreme reaction to Hades. ]

[halforc]

Pranking a god is no fun at all.

[ragingnature]

I'm no sure giving someone an allergic reaction is a very good prank. [ He might not be able to see it, but she has a very stern expression on her face. ]

[halforc]

He could be healed! I'm literally able to do that myself.

[ragingnature]

Fjord!

[halforc]

Sure, fine, not that then. I still think a wooden doll baby is horrifying enough.

[ragingnature]

I suppose I could do that sometime.

[halforc]

Just if he's annoying, like, "Ah! You got me pregnant and it's a solid tree! Doll child!"

[ Beau would appreciate this. ]

[ragingnature]

Except we're all infertile here and I'm pretty sure he's aware of that.

[ And then there's the fact that he believes himself to be completely unable to have children. ]

I think it'd have to be a little more elaborate. Like when the eggs happened...