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[dragonsongs]

[ Someone's found the music composition app. Someone may also have finally published a melody and uploaded it after days of fiddling around with the instruments on the app.

Please enjoy the attempt at the very popular Eorzean song, Pa-Paya until it annoys you. When it's done, the screen will show a very happy looking blond man with a friendly smile and strange horns looking at everyone, strumming some notes on his lyre until he speaks. ]

'tis been some suns since my arrival, and what a fantastic world this is. To think that not only instruments hide within this contraption, but the ability to send mine own image and voice to many others as though I were right before them!

Pray, indulge my queries- does the melody ring familiar to any? Do chocobo and moogles dance in delight in your own worlds? Do dragons sing to the choir of their horde? Or perhaps, do Sky Pirates race through the clouds, inspiring all with tales of adventure?

I've heard people of many worlds have been brought here with similar tales as mine own. Perhaps you could share your own?

I am called Klair, the Dragonsong, and I would be honoured to put your tales to inspiration for my songs. Or perhaps- inspiration for adornments and attire for yourself, inspired by your own journey?

[ Look at his snazzy dressing and pretty horn jewelry! He'll give it a little tap to indicate. ]

Oh, and if you've seen a light-haired miqo'te man who likes to take things apart, please forgive him. I would also love to know if anyone has seen any beautiful viera, elezen, hyur, au ra, or perhaps even a little lalafell around here too. I may be looking for my companions, and ache to know if they've arrived here as well.

[ With a flourish, he gives a bow to the screen. ]

I await your responses, and I do hope I may be able to fulfill any future requests once I learn more melodies in this land. Perhaps some personal instruction? I'll make it worth your while. ♥


[ And the feed ends as he winks at the screen and turns it off! The text will also be transcribed as he speaks, because he found the text-to-speech function. Oops. I'm so sorry for this obnoxiousness please forgive me ]

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text; un: reallifemoogle

[pentameld]

[ Of all the things to bring over, it has to be the most irritating endless drone of a song from their world. He might have been relieved to see him. Might have. But if this is his grand entrance, Gareki is all too happy to send him back to Eorzea. ]

Nay, haven't seen 'em.
Keep looking.
Maybe you'll find better luck on the next planet.

« text » un: dratahr

[dragonsongs]

Yet a moogle finds me! A real life moogle!
... you know they tend to hide in reality, yes?

[ He's enjoying this game of text-names. Everyone has such curious ones! ]

Little Moogle, pray deliver a message for me, then?
I seek my love, and ache to find him!

[pentameld]

[ He can't tell if the guy is fooled or not by it. ]

For good reason.
There are a lot of idiot hunters out there.

Anyroad, I might be willing to search for him for a suitable payment.

[dragonsongs]

[ He might be fooled, but who else would speak to him exactly like Gareki? ]

I've some sweet nuts I could allow you to taste in payment.
They've made more than just fellow moogles kupo in delight.


[ See what he did there? ]

You won't hide from me forever, will you? 'twould be such a shame if I couldn't see the one who will reunite me with my lost heart...

[ Now he's just being an arse. ]

[pentameld]

Kupo nuts?!
Not even offering chroma or some of your nice new apartment goods?

You are cheap.
Come back with a better offer.

[ Two can play this game. ]

[dragonsongs]

Nay, nay, little moogle.
It's giving you incentive to bargain.

How can you know if they're cheap if you've yet to taste them?
Unless you have, and are playing hard to get.


[ And he knows how much he loves that. ]

Oh, to tease me so.
I may desire your company even more, little moogle.

[pentameld]

How good can nuts be?
I've tasted plenty.

[ Hmm... let him rethink that. ]

As a moogle.

Edible ones.

[ Nailed it. ]

How about a new moogle magitek vehicle?

[dragonsongs]

Have you, now.
You'll have to regale me of your many adventures of nutting, little moogle.


[ Divorce him. ]

I can't very well promise a vehicle if I don't even know you'll fit, you know.
Some moogles are very portly, aren't they?

[ He especially likes his moogle-kitty's love handles. ]

[pentameld]

What a moogle does with his nuts are his own business.

Then send me the chroma, and I will buy it for myself.
We do not have to complicate things with measurements.
Did you get the app for transferring chroma from account to account?

[ Granted, he hasn't used his own, so he's not even sure how he'd get the chroma out of there. Does he have to fondle his device like he would a person? ]

[dragonsongs]

I'm afraid you'll have to help me, little moogle. I've no "chroma" to speak of.
Perhaps a kiss, or five, to deliver to the one I so miss?

It will be a delight for us both.

[ He never hands Gareki his gil because he knows he'll blow it on materials he absolutely will hoard and not use. ]

And you'll be paid handsomely, when you've worked so hard for it, yes?

[pentameld]

Gross.
You would kiss a moogle, wouldn't you?

[ And that's enough of the pretense. He's getting bored of this game anyway. It's almost lunch time. ]

How long ago did you arrive?
You weren't on the same flight as me.

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[dragonsongs]

[ He's just switching to video, his expression growing fond. ]

Moogles are cute. Soft as your cheeks, and just as delicious.

[ He's playfully teased Gareki's cheeks with his mouth before. But his expression softens- ]

'tis been a few suns. They were examining me for a while. Kept asking me if I was from Lystellus, though I got back after traveling there to see it anyway.

[ He finally does let his veneer of calm shed into a more relieved look. ]

I missed you, Ehsk.

text; un: reallifemoogle

[pentameld]

Shhhh don't you have any discretion?
You don't know who's reading this.

Meet you in the park with all the trees and flowers.
Don't be late.

[ He's already there, keeping out of the rain by eating an ice cream cone under a gazebo. ]

[dragonsongs]

Why be discreet with- Hoy!

[ He actually pouts there, but huffs. Unfair, Gareki. Here he'd made such a perfectly timed appearance. ]

You're lucky I know how to find you!

[ He has a Gareki-dar as good as his sister. And so, he'll be over- after getting waylaid by some girls at the many "trees and flowers" places he'll have to look at. It'll be half a bell. ]

[pentameld]

Less talking, more walking, Goldie.

[ To be continued in log. ]