UN: perfectcopy; backdated to 4->5th, last day of sanguis

[dvine]

What do you consider to be a 'perfect gift'? Perfect for you to get and perfect in your eyes to give to someone else?

And no, I'm not crazy, this has nothing to do about Xmas (or Frilialia or whatever's called here), that's months away.

I'm just thinking up of some plans and I need a few ideas

Comments

[dvine]

[That will get him killed.]

But things would break and clean up would be a nightmare

[...he's starting to sound like Midorima. Oh god.]

[rippingu]

[That's a shame, it could be quite fun. Maybe do it during a triple moon?]

Are we talking about having sex or being old maids? Sex is better when it's messy.

[Really, Kaji thinks he is texting with some old dude here, he'd be floored to learn this poor soul is younger than him.]

[dvine]

[Midorima's definitively rubbing off on him.]

I'm just scared that whenever I go to have food I'll get horny

[rippingu]

[Poor guy, hopefully, he still gets to have some fun.]

And? Is really getting horny that bad, considering how this place is, getting your rocks off isn't hard.

[dvine]

Well it sounds great when said like this but it's actually troublesome when you have work to do. I have a sports center to run ;O

[rippingu]

Do you run it from your kitchen or your lover's kitchen? Just don't do it in your office and it shouldn't hurt work.

[dvine]

I run it from my office in the center. Speaking of, I should repurpose one of my rooms into office, thanks for reminding me.

BUT BACK ON THE TOPIC
...recommendations on cleaning supplies? I need to use that kitchen

[rippingu]

Then no harm, no foul on kitchen sex.

Bleach is always an option or a good foam disinfectant, then you know you got all the important spots.

[dvine]

I still have a feeling it's going to be hard to convince him but I'll keep it in mind 👀

Bleach can also ruin all the wood surfaces Dx My apartment is nice I don't wanna ruin it

[Gonna come crash at his place too?]

I'll go and browse in the store to find something. Maybe something that has a scent as well

[rippingu]

If not him, can always ask someone else for the favor ;)

I'd go with a good foam disinfectant then, ones you use on toys should be safe enough.

[Well if he's offering, Kaji would]

Avoid the citrus, you'll never look at fruit the same again.