text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

good alternative suggestions to getting shitfaced
list them
i will consider

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text; un: pewpewsp;

[grilletto]

look i know it’s hard to talk you out of this
but there’s two options here
one: just don’t do it and we can hang out or something
two: if you’re really set on going out and getting trashed then i’m coming with you

[teaserving]

believe it or not im actually trying not to go down my usual behavior
so i guess it's hanging out time
what do you wanna do

[grilletto]

good that was the answer i was looking for
i saw someone say shooting range and i’d say let’s do that but
i’d have an unfair advantage
we could get dinner
and maybe for once you could talk to me
instead of it being the other way around
i’m not going to pretend that i’ll have good answers
but i know i always feel a hell of a lot better when i come to you for help

[teaserving]

honestly i don't know if there are any good answers
but fuck it yeah
let's get dinner

[grilletto]

your choice
even if you pick the most disgusting thing on the planet
i won’t even complain once
i’ll even pay

[teaserving]

rude of you to assume i'd choose anywhere disgusting
but i wont refuse you paying for fucking once

[grilletto]

i was pretty sure you wouldn’t but i just wanted you to know how far i was willing to go
and don’t act like i’ve never paid for anything
i just have more saved up now
so it’s easier to spend

[teaserving]

im proud of you
now you can provide to the six little bastards

[grilletto]

hey don’t be all embarrassing about it
i just wasn’t as smooth before as i am now
obviously

[ mista no ]

[teaserving]

then dont be embarrassed about it

[grilletto]

it's not like i just decided to be embarrassed!
it just means a lot for you to say that you're proud
because i didn't think i was ever going to hear anything like that from you

anyway, where did you want to go? i'll come and get you