text; un: 7😆H!TA1

[arf]

Hi everyone!
My birthday is on October 11th!

My DMs are open!! (ノ*°▽°*)

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text, un: @uecchi

[uenosama]

[He spends solid 15 minutes trying to figure out that username. By the time he responds to the post- he still hadn't figured it out. So he just- copy/paste.]

7😆H!TA1, why would you need DMs open for your birthday?

[arf]

You can just call me Taichi!
So people can slide into my DMs!!

[uenosama]

Taichi. Ok. I couldn't read your name from the stupid leet text. It's a bit too much.

Why would you want that though?

[#clueless]

[arf]

It's not "leet" it's Japanese, English, and an emoji!
7=Nana
😆H!= o
TA= ta
1= ichi

That's my name! :D

So I can get some digits and get a hot date for my birthday!!!

[uenosama]

That's still too much for a username.

[He's not going to admit he's Japanese and didn't get it because it would make him look stupid (he is stupid sometimes tho).]

Don't you wanna go on a date with someone you like?

[arf]

[ It was his signature before it was his username. ]

I had an old one, but I kept getting teased about it, so I updated it. I'm doubling-down on this one, don't think you can change my mind!

Yeah! But you have to find someone to date to get to know them so you can find out if you like them right? Most relationships don't just suddenly blossom and people get really mad if you try to get out of the friend zone!

[uenosama]

? What was the other one?

[It can't be as bad as THIS one. At least for reading purposes.]

Is that so?

[Because completely oposite happened to him.]

Mafuyu and I started dating after we've been friends for a while. Dating random people you know for only a day or two doesn't sound very safe.

[arf]

Don't worry about it! U(_-_)U

That's how a lot of dating is done though.. how else are you supposed to meet new people? Blind dating and group dates are super popular!