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[arf]

Hi everyone!
My birthday is on October 11th!

My DMs are open!! (ノ*°▽°*)

Comments

[firstsaderesponder]

sure i guess

i can also get a sausage and throw it to you wherever you are

[arf]

You'll probably be happy to know I have worries about you learning where I live.

I can meet you somewhere!

[firstsaderesponder]

don't be worried. if i knew where you lived, i'd only do normal things like visit you, bring over home decor, use your place to hide the bodies, have dinner, that kind of stuff

how about greatmoon groves

[arf]

There's something very wrong with that sentence!!!

[ THIS IS WHY SOUGO CAN'T COME OVER AND SIT IN HIS HALFPIPE CHILL ZONE ]

Sure, now good?

[firstsaderesponder]

i don't see anything wrong with it. aren't you the one who wants to hang out all the time

[Hanging out doesn't consist of hiding the bodies, Sougo...]

yeah just gimmie some time to get the sausages

[arf]

I want to hang out, not have a "Weekend at Bernie's"!

OK, I will see you soon! I can't wait to put your sausage in my mouth!

[firstsaderesponder]

we'll have a Weekend at Taichi's if you keep talking like that

[Taichi. TAICHI. Please, are you not aware of that at all...but is it really so different than how Taichi makes a fool of himself?

Well, Sougo's going to actually have to get up off his ass and buy some sausages. He buys the same kind of sausage as he did before; it's the closest he could get to the Shinsengumi sausage here, after all.

But just because he'll get up off his ass doesn't mean he'll do it quickly. Sougo takes his sweet time shopping. Taichi would have likely been waiting at the park for a while before Sougo lazily ambles in with his sausages. And a bazooka.]

[arf]

🤐

[ The emoji is the last thing that Taichi sends. It's a good thing that Taichi decided to use his hoverboard to get there, he had something to do while he waited for Sougo. He's not paying attention when Sougo arrives, instead trying to do a varial heelflip on the hoverboard over some railing he found. ]

[firstsaderesponder]

[Huh, what's this? One overeager doggy spotted. Somehow Sougo's not surprised that Taichi wants to go X-Games mode. Depending on how Taichi's hoverboard tricks go, Sougo may relentlessly make fun of him...which is why he has his device out at the ready to record him.

Sougo also thinks distracting Taichi would make the video more interesting, so he calls to his "friend."]

Oiiiii, Taichi-kun.

[Still with the device in one hand, he slightly waves the bazooka with the other (and a grocery bag of sausages in the crook of his arm).]

[arf]

[ Unfortunately for Sougo and fortunately for Taichi, skateboarding is actually one of the things he's good at. Which means he at least doesn't wipe out, but he's definitely... well, ducking and covering his head with his hands while on the board and screaming at the sight of the bazooka. ]

Don't shoot, Sougo-sama, I've been a good dog!