text; un: CrazyM; forward-dated to iris

[grylls]

For those of you who knew Itaru Chigasaki: he is no longer in this world.

To those I know and greenhouse guests: I was aware that Iris-blessed could gain tentacles. I did not realize that they do not have as much self-control as the rest of me. I recommend against coming to my greenhouse if you have no intention of intimate moonlacing this week. I will be camping there as an emergency measure.

[ That said if anyone wants consensual exalted Iris outdoor jungle greenhouse tentacle smut, swing on by the greenhouse. (Reply with action or hit up his inbox whatever you want.) ]

private to jyuto, samatoki
Please take care of the dogs.
There is a gift for the two of you on the kitchen counter. I had intended to give it in person, but it is better you have them sooner than later.

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[glossophobia]

[ Ah yes, the strong, enduring soldier that refuses to be hindered by emotions and weakness. ]

Your pride isn't going to make any of this feel better, you should know. But I'm sure you do.

[ He likes Riou but boy does he think this man is stupid. ]

I'd ask if you've got food but I'm aware you're super self-sufficient.

Anyone offer you moonlacing?

[grylls]

I am not being prideful. It is a fact.
I would not refuse if someone came fully understanding the situation.

[ He has 8 tentacles and he wants to use all 8 of them. He's horny af, Rosho, and this world's mission states that they need to moonlace so he's going to complete his mission. ]

[glossophobia]

[ That's not an answer to the question Riou!! ]

Okay.

[ Does he fuck a member of MTC or not. Probably not. He shouldn't. That would be a very, very bad idea. Terrible idea. Don't do it. ]

What do you like to eat?

[grylls]

[ ..Is he going to come, even knowing this? Riou is a little surprised. He can never tell if Rosho likes him or not, since Rosho gets angry easily. ]

Homemade food with natural ingredients.

[glossophobia]

[ No surprise that he is in fact pretty ticked off now, if only because Riou is not helping in answering his goddamn questions. But he actually does like Riou, and complicated feelings about MTC aside, he doesn't want him to not have enough chroma to get by. He saw Shigeru nearly crystalized to death so... he doesn't want to put anyone else through that. ]

I'll see what I can do then.

[ He doesn't think he can focus too much on cooking, since Iris is his moonblessing as well, so he'll have to scrounge up something fast and simple. ]