[VIDEO] un: conagher; useless question hours

[spah]

[It's early morning, and the video shows a middle-aged Texan standing sleepily in his bathroom as he runs his hand over his bushy beard in front of the mirror. He strokes it one more time and looks at himself, vague circles under his eyes and all, then looks to the camera.]

Should I shave this thing? What do y'all think?

[He turns towards the camera proper now, gesturing to his beard.]

I've had the beard 'bout two years now. Between home and Lunatia... at LEAST longer than here. Most of you newer, younger folks probably wouldn't remember, though, much less seen my mug 'round here.

[He flashes a lazy grin. He also picks up a well-kept straight razor from off-camera, just to mimic the motion of shaving against his cheek. Then, after huffing a wheezy laugh at himself, he puts it down and reaches to turn off the video.]

Need some goddamn coffee first--

Comments

[spah]

Oh I figured

Goatees without mustaches are just terrible

[mylawn]

Depends on the guy.

[spah]

like who

[mylawn]

[reinhardt]

Hypothetically speaking.

Keep the beard.

[spah]

[fair tbh]

And here I thought I was gonna finally hear your tastes.

[He's kidding.

Mostly.]

I'll think about it.

[mylawn]

[he'll NEVER KNOW]

You care too much about what other people think.

[spah]

Whatever you say, hoss.

[mylawn]

Let me know when you go through with it and I'll render final judgement.

[spah]

You know what?

Fair enough.