in the middle of a cordis night...

[schmisse]

Try to beat this cute butt. You can't.

[ Attached is a picture of a Cloud'smysterious man's behind. At least he has black pants on. He seems to be facing the other way as he sleeps. It's not a very well-lit picture, but you can still definitely make out the shape.

It's also 3 am and Weiss can't sleep. At least she has the decency to post this anonymously... ]

Comments

[liveandforgive]

z z z . . .

un: coolguy

[soupervillain]

You want me to beat someone's butt?? I'm on it!!!

[schmisse]

What? No!
You're supposed to try and see if there's a butt that's cuter than what I posted.

[soupervillain]

...Oh. :c You gotta be more careful with your language! I was looking forward to a beating!!

But... well, the only butt I got here is mine. I could show you that, if you want? And you can judge!!

un: lancerblue

[battlefrenzy]

nah, can't beat this.

[There's a video of Rin Tohsaka's butt.

Lancer is going to die tonight.]

[schmisse]

[ Lancer is going to die tonight. ]

Definitely a good contender.
Okay, hold on a second.

[ Let her just... switch on the lamp so she can get a better picture of the butt. And yup, she's removing the blankets, too.

There we go. Sending that— yup! Sent and posted. ]

You think he'd wake up if I touch it?

text | un: demonchef

[satanslash]

iunno my girl's got a damn nice one

[Have a picture! What is being anon? He's proud of his fiancee.]

[schmisse]

I can't believe you'd just post a picture of your girlfriend's butt like that! Do you want her to get harassed by perverts?!

[ Oh... ]

[satanslash]

she said i could
if anyone harasses her she'll just kick them through the nearest wall

can the same be said for your person?

anon;

[arf]

I could never post something like this!
People have so much confidence!!

[schmisse]

No one would know it's you, anyway! Do it.

[arf]

They would definitely know it's me! Everyone has amazing glutes here, it's a planet of models! Mine would stand out!

[schmisse]

Oh! You would post your own?

[arf]

I don't have anybody else's!!!!

[schmisse]

Has anyone seen it before? If it doesn't stand out, then I don't think people would know.

[arf]

Not on this planet. There's no way I could anyway!! Embarrassing!

[nailed_it]

challenge accepted

[Behold. The cutest butt in existence.]

[totallycalledit]

please, we both know that's not your favorite one.

[nailed_it]

[DUDE. Don't call her out like this??]

the challenge was "cute butts" not favorite.

besides the butt you're thinking of isn't "cute", it's "gorgeous"

[Or "bangin'". Or "bootylicious". Or a bunch of other adjectives but "gorgeous" sounded more poetic.]

[totallycalledit]

[Yes he will >] ]

a butt can be both gorgeous and cute in my opinion tho.

[schmisse]

ZWEI IS SO CUTE!

[ This is still totally an anon comment. ]