text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

apology for to bother but

how do two leg people walk???

please send simple and clear advice

or VIDEO? 📷?

i watch human walking all i 's life but

is very more difficult than i expect...

requesting two leg person help!

please and thank you and gratitude

- KONOHA 🌳🍃

Comments

un: okumura, video

[reflash]

[This video feed contains... one black cat. It has short, soft fur and a pink nose with black freckles, and mismatched eyes (one blue, one green).

The cat meows, just to make sure he has her attention, and then walks over to a nearby low table (the video is coming from someone's apartment). He stands on his hind legs, puts his front paws on the edge of the table for support and sort of shuffles sideways.]

video

[lumberlady]

[she'd intended to keep things to text but she can't help but automatically respond in the same format because-]

The cat is walking!?!

Re: video

[reflash]

[He looks back and the device when she yells. And nods. Then he taps one front paw and then the other against the table.

The cat is walking, and you can too!]

[text]

[spah]

Did something happen, Miss Konoha?

[Going by the fact she needs "advice," he's guessing.]

[lumberlady]

greeting!!!!

i do foolish thing

accept tea from PRISMAL shopkeep

awake with two legs??!! two!!!

[lumberlady]

And the cat is people smart!?!

[reflash]

[He leaves the table alone to go back (on all fours, he is not a biped) to the bracelet.

Which he gently picks up in his teeth (he's doing his best not to like, put his mouth directly on the camera) and walks over to a window. Drops the camera again, points one paw at the Cordis moon and then pats his face.

The cat is not just people smart. The cat is people.]

[lumberlady]

Oh...

[She just... watches... dumbstruck... cat mouth-ish... window... Cordis-]

Oh...

[DOUBLE TAKE to the user name that's right there's usernames]

Okumura-san?!

[reflash]

[Nods.

He's the cat. It's him. Cordis is the worst.]

[lumberlady]

[forgive her for being flabbergasted enough to just repeat the obvious but-]

You become a cat during Cordis? Not just- Not just cute ears or something?!

voice; un: doumeki

[saezuru]

Do you require assistance, Konoha-san?

[ Doumeki is already heading over, sorry. ]

[reflash]

[He nods, because "I just got all the mental stuff with no cute cat ears last time, but apparently I'm entirely a cat with all the cordis mental stuff this time" is more than he can explain when he can't talk.

He taps the screen with a paw. What's going on with you, Konoha-san?]

[lumberlady]

[all she sees is a nod and a tap... wait, what does it mean?]

Do- Do you need help?

[lumberlady]

Doumeki...

[She can't help but sound... just a little lowkey distressed, even though it's not... it's not so bad! But- !]

How do you do it... Your hips are so slim... and wobbly...

un: simonprime; text

[theseuschip]

Konoha? Are you okay?

[ Yes, walking, but what's also important in major bodily changes is are you losing your shit?? ]

[reflash]

[He shakes his head. Taps the screen again.

This is not optimized for kitten paws. Here's a text? Maybe?]

yyyyyuuu

[saezuru]

It is a matter of practice.

[ Helpful? Maybe not. ]

Once you become accustomed to it, it becomes natural.

[ A pause, like maybe the sound of a portal? Yep. He's showing up at the Tsurugi Farmstead in no time. ]

I will show you.

[lumberlady]

SIMON

i has two leg!!!

[lumberlady]

Yu...

Yes! Yukio! I remember your name! You're Okumura Yukio!

[spah]

Well, shoot. I reckon that IS a problem.

[He won't even ask why. He's been around here too long, he's used to Prismals having all sorts of weird magic food.]

If it helps... balance is usually key. Putting one foot in front of the other until you get used to it. Human babies take a while to figure it out.

[lumberlady]

I don't want to be stuck like this long enough to get used to it... It's almost Iris!

[And also, just. In general!!! That, too!!! Her voice becomes muffled in her hands where she rolls about a bit uselessly on her bedroom (well, only real main room) floor with a bruised and only-just-now-not-bleeding-anymore nose.]

Please give me walking lessons... I'll try hard...

[lumberlady]

JINBA baby is walking in one month time!

but one month is too long! how you balance with small small hip? has no weight on back?

[theseuschip]

Two horse leg??




[ you could say that they're friends because Konoha is a ray of sunshine who can befriend almost anyone, and that is true, but also, this. ]

[lumberlady]

[this, too]

no!!!

two human look leg!!!

[reflash]

[... not what he was going for but okay. He nods, because she's right, that's his name. It's just also his inability to type properly right now.

He'll try again, looking very focused as he bats at the screen.]

uuuuuu oiiiokk