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Stealing the original text from ritterstand:


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[casaposa]

zeppeli

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zeppeli
CrystalDash delivered some 'carbonara' #trash

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[arf]

Nope, not carbonara at all!

Doesn't look too bad for whatever it is though. (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

[casaposa]

It's trash. It looks bad even if you consider it garbage.

[Have some STANDARDS rando.]

[arf]

That's why it's called "junk" food!

[casaposa]

[That actually makes him laugh.]

True.

I feel like it even gives junk food a bad name.

[At least chips and stuff are, you know, good.]

[arf]

I think it's just American cuisine. It looks like Chef Boyurdi, American cheese, and hot dogs!

[navegador]

wtf

forget about carbonara

that isn't even food

[casaposa]

I agree. If this is their idea of a promotional meal it's sorely lacking in every capacity.

[navegador]

if that's the best they have to offer new customers
then i have to wonder how they stay in business

they must not have a lot of competition
if i had the resources
i bet i could do better all by myself

[casaposa]

A dog could do better.

Even children in my country can make a simple carbonara.

[uenosama]

...


I can't cook but that looks like a health hazard.

[casaposa]

It is. From the 'noodles' to the questionable meat - it's trash and nothing more.

[disasdeer]

I'm about 75% sure if you eat that it would kill you.

[casaposa]

You're optimistic. I would put it at 99%.

[disasdeer]

Are you going to throw it out or should I prepare a eulogy?

[casaposa]

Don't take me for a fool. I'm not going to dirty my fork with it, let alone put it on my tongue.

It's going straight into the trash.

[disasdeer]

I have to ask. If they make it, sell it, and deliver it - there must be someone who eats it.

[satanslash]

jesus christ that is heinous

i actually learned a new word just to say how gross that looks!!!

is that

is that supposed to be CHEESE?

just

what were they thinking who thought this was a good idea?!

im half tempted to send you some of my food for free because of how awful that looks

[casaposa]

You don't need to. I took the offer on a whim and knew it wouldn't be the quality I expected. Very few can cook decent Italian food here.

I didn't think they would send actual garbage.

[satanslash]

im worried someone is trying to poison you

[casaposa]

It seems that way. I would blame my roommate, but-

Even he isn't so foolish as to think I would eat this.

[rediscovering]

what the fuck is that stuff sticking out of the middle??

...did you taste it?

[casaposa]

It's a sliced hot dog. It's not even cooked properly.

And of course not. This isn't fit to be food for a dog let alone a human.

[rediscovering]

dog .....? yeah dogs shouldn't eat dogs. people probably shouldn't either. that makes this even weirder.

you paid money for this??

[casaposa]

[He can't tell if this person is screwing with him or not, so hold up-one very important clarification has to be made here.]

It's not made of actual dogs. That's what it's called and nothing more.

It's pork and beef from my understanding. A poor version of a sausage.