u up?

[lifehacker]

yo dtf?

30/m/catboy YEAHHHH

I like Chroma, you like Chroma, when Moonblessed mash pissers it feels extra awesome.

uh if you're < 20 though ignore this, kinda fucked up to see teens around but they are horny little shitheads anyway so that works out great for the science aliens

[ Attached is an image of a naked white guy, reclined on his bed, black shiny cat tail just poking out the bottom of the frame suggestively; nothing can be seen down low, thankfully. But hey, abs, and his arms look nice. If you're into that? (Don't.) ]

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[freshtilapia]

Nice.

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[lifehacker]

i know
what's good?

[freshtilapia]

We've met. I was the singer at the casino.

[lifehacker]

HEY
you wanna let some more seamen into the cave of wonders babe?

[freshtilapia]

[Fish takes a long moment to read the message. And it's almost tempting to show it to their boyfriend lover to get his opinion. Or... well... approval to troll. They wonder if he's still under the impression that he got blown by a woman?]

I'm at work right now. How desperate are you, darling?

text; id: marmora

[epistemically]

dtf?

[lifehacker]

i can wait.
got my fishing rod in the water.
waiting for that bite.

[lifehacker]

down to fuck
so? got an answer?

[badluckblues]

wow. even i require more effort than this

[lifehacker]

you still replied though ha HA. gotcha
what's good?

[badluckblues]

yeah you got me there, heh

obviously a whole lot of nothing if i'm still here

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[vociferates]

hahaha dude, you really gotta work on your approach.

["mash pissers" really??? REAL ATTRACTIVE.]

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[thundara]

Gross

[epistemically]

What do you have to offer? I see the photo but it doesn't give me much of an idea of your needs.

[lifehacker]

you a robot?
i stick my usb drive into your hub.

[lifehacker]

cool
you wanna hang out?
i'm fuckin hungry
i need like ten pizza and a burrito bowl

[lifehacker]

i'm not here to bullshit or romance people. this ain't okcupid.
i usually just kill for a chance
now i can just ask
fun people know what's up

[lifehacker]

swipe left and fuck off then

[epistemically]

I see.

What are you uploading?

[badluckblues]

are you high

[lifehacker]

i wish. why you wanna smoke?
but it's Cordis. i'm a nya nya.
so i'm like. eating like i'm going through puberty again

[lifehacker]

deez nuts

[badluckblues]

sharing your weed would've met the bare minimum requirements for effort

whatever let's order some fucking pizzas. wine and dine me

[lifehacker]

CAN YOU BUY IT HERE?
is it space weed?
i need answers dude
but yeah cool what time and where do you wanna meet? you can come over if you want, i got a cat.

[badluckblues]

i mean, i know a guy but i don't buy it, he just shares. guess i can ask.

i like cats but my only reservation is you look like a serial killer