u up?

[lifehacker]

yo dtf?

30/m/catboy YEAHHHH

I like Chroma, you like Chroma, when Moonblessed mash pissers it feels extra awesome.

uh if you're < 20 though ignore this, kinda fucked up to see teens around but they are horny little shitheads anyway so that works out great for the science aliens

[ Attached is an image of a naked white guy, reclined on his bed, black shiny cat tail just poking out the bottom of the frame suggestively; nothing can be seen down low, thankfully. But hey, abs, and his arms look nice. If you're into that? (Don't.) ]

Comments

[lifehacker]

i wish. why you wanna smoke?
but it's Cordis. i'm a nya nya.
so i'm like. eating like i'm going through puberty again

[badluckblues]

sharing your weed would've met the bare minimum requirements for effort

whatever let's order some fucking pizzas. wine and dine me

[lifehacker]

CAN YOU BUY IT HERE?
is it space weed?
i need answers dude
but yeah cool what time and where do you wanna meet? you can come over if you want, i got a cat.

[badluckblues]

i mean, i know a guy but i don't buy it, he just shares. guess i can ask.

i like cats but my only reservation is you look like a serial killer

[lifehacker]

i kill people professionally, not for fun
so unless you got a hit on you or are ranked or whatever i don't give a shit

[badluckblues]

all right that's fair. where at

[lifehacker]

what like where i'm registered with? nowhere right now cause that shit itself and died a second time
you mean here tho it's a place near Level 3
food's cheap and it's more dark city underbelly decor stuff
i don't like the prissy hipster shit up top

pretending i'm not 82 years late

[badluckblues]

that sounds like a story

all right L3 then, pizza and beer. and i feel ya, seen enough neon crescent moon lamps to last a lifetime

[lifehacker]

HELL yeah
you know what i look like
if you ghost me whatever i still have an excuse to go out
later