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[callmeven]

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Okay... I think this might work! What do you think, Chirithy?

[ventus has the camera propped up against something on the counter as he mixes together what looks like the dry ingredients for cookies. there's some flour stuck to his cheek and chiirthy perched atop his head and precariously leaning forward to peer into the mixing bowl. it raises a paw, as if about to say something when it just

tumbles

into the dry mix, sending flour and whatnot up into the air like a giant white cloud. it hits ventus right in the face and the camera's edges are touched with flour. chirithy pops up out of the bowl and laughs a little sheepishly.

ventus just sighs.]

[ text ]

I think... I messed up somewhere along the way.



They taste okay at least???

Comments

[darkcharge]

It's salty?

[ Like that's something big. World shaking. Or maybe it's because crying is a vague memory for Vanitas. One that he's tried to repress. ]

[callmeven]

Oh... yeah, tears are like that.

[he runs his thumb over his other cheek and wrinkles his nose.

then he bends down to pick up chirithy again who paps at his face too with a little paw.]

Sorry, Chirithy.

[darkcharge]

Your tears maybe...

[ Speaking of the Spirit it's been weirdly silent. Now Vanitas just feels awkward standing there. ]

[callmeven]

All tears are salty, Vanitas.

[don't make him even weirder, van.

chirithy has been quiet because it's important these two talk. they turn to look back to vanitas before holding their paws out for him.

take chirithy y/n?]

[darkcharge]

[ Awkwardly take Chirithy. Then look like he isn't sure what he's supposed to do with it.

The key to getting Vanitas to do anything right now is to not let him actually take too long to think about it. ]

[callmeven]

[while vanitas might look awkward, chirithy seems pretty content in his arms.

ventus feels very tired all of a sudden now, but instead of letting it show he turns away to go pick up the mess vanitas made of the toaster oven.

he picks it up, turning it over as he examines the very large dent in its side. it's definitely broken.]

I'm surprised you didn't shatter this.

[darkcharge]

[ Don't walk away and leave him alone with it! That's just bad. ]

Would've been more satisfying if I did.

[callmeven]

[nope chirithy looks comfortable like this

ven starts to set the broken toaster aside to throw out later when he stops and then looks at vanitas again.]

... Wanna go outside and really destroy it?

[darkcharge]

[ THAT sure gets his attention. Maybe a squeeze for Chirithy. ]

You're actually encouraging it?

[callmeven]

[pls don't squeeze too much, van]

Well... yeah? It's already broken so we might as well have fun with it.

[he smiles a little at him.] We can go to the alley behind the apartment building.

[darkcharge]

[ Shush. It's not enough to hurt anyone or anything. For now. ]

...I didn't think you'd support that.

[callmeven]

[he shakes the broken toaster a little and something inside it rattles.]

I'm not a complete wet blanket, you know. [he grins at him] So is that a yes?

[darkcharge]

Actually... You usually are.

[ A brief pause. ]

But it's a yes.

[callmeven]

Am not.

[huffs!!!]

Good. Let's go then. [might as well leave on a good note to go trash an appliance they'll probably need come tomorrow morning.]

[darkcharge]

You really, really are. You don't have a destructive bone in your body. Because I took it all.

[ But lead the way, Ventus. Vanitas is going to follow. ]

[callmeven]

I have at least one... maybe even two left.

[toaster tucked under one arm he leads the way down the apartment building stairs that lead outside to the alleyway. it's just some empty garbage cans and the faint sounds of the city that greet them once ventus opens the door.]

Oh good. No one else is out here.

[he holds out the toaster, looking at vanitas.] Do you wanna go first?

[darkcharge]

[ Vanitas snorts but makes no further comment. Instead he walks after Ventus, little Spirit still in his arms. Why this is, he doesn't know. Right now he's trying not too think too much on these things. Between Sora. Ventus. Even that weird Xigbar...

There are a lot of conflicting thoughts. So he just stares at the back of his other half's head. ]

Huh?

[ Oops. Distracted. ]

[callmeven]

[ven shakes the toaster again lightly. it's weird seeing vanitas as quiet as this.]

Do you wanna kick it or punch it?

[darkcharge]

Why do that when we can just take our Keyblades to it?

[callmeven]

Because our keyblades would just obliterate it in like... one hit?

[but whatever, if that's what vanitas wants to do ventus won't stop him (this time).]

Do you want me to take Chirithy?

[darkcharge]

Could always see how many shots of Firaga it would take for it to blow up.

[ A fun alternative. But Vanitas holds out Chirithy. If the Spirit wants to go to Ventus, far be it from him to keep them apart. ]

[callmeven]

[chirithy is fine being with either of them, vanitas don't misconstrue this. but ven takes chirithy back and tosses the toaster over to vanitas to catch.]

Whatever you want to do, go for it. Just don't blow anything else up.

[darkcharge]

[ Which he does. Easily. Vanitas takes a moment to frown at his other half and snorts. ]

Need I remind you that this was your idea. If you don't like my suggestion then I can go back inside and not bother.

[callmeven]

Because I think it'd be fun! If it isn't fun for you then there's no point, right?

[look this is him trying to meet vanitas... halfway. he's trying.]

[darkcharge]

Fun to kick and punch it? You'd hurt your hands doing that.

[ Gosh Ven! Use your head. That's just being smart, not difficult. ]