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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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[badluckblues]

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these aren't mine, just borrowed them for the picture. heard chicks dig this kinda thing #cutestnieces #huntresses #throwback #ladies.

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[menphina]

matriarch liked your post. 15s

some parents would be very upset if you used their kids to pick up girls you know.

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[badluckblues]

yeah? you should see the dating profile they put together for their dad. these girls know what they're doing

couldn't be more proud tbh

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[menphina]

That's them with their dad, though. Who are you to them?

[ Sorry bro, she's protective of kids. Being a mother herself and all. ]

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[badluckblues]

haha that's them with their no-good uncle, aka me

flattered tho.

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[menphina]

[ Sigh. ]

That was to what you said about them setting their dad up. You made it obvious you weren't their father in your post.

[ But, she can appreciate an uncle at least. He's not bad looking either. ]

You could just try to be your charming self and not have to rely on two adorable nieces now, aye?

[schmisse]

I can't believe Ruby's had that cape since she was younger.

[badluckblues]

looks just like her mom's

[schmisse]

So, does Ruby's father also wear a cape?

[badluckblues]

taiyang is a hot mess and couldn't pull off the cape if he tried.

[abracafcku]

4/20
stealing kids is a crime y'know, mr. sexy criminal

[badluckblues]

borrowed without permission. important distinction

but bad boys do it for some people, too

[abracafcku]

guilty as charged as long as you didn't actually kidnap any children for real
'cause uh......not...cool....? but borrowing for extended periods of time? normal honestly

[badluckblues]

that so? shame i mostly use my evil powers for good these days

but yeah the best part of being an uncle is i get to teach them all the fun bad shit and then give them back for their dad to deal with

[telephoning]

[...Pff, aww, a happy family pic... kinda thing that'd tug a bit of wistfulness from just about anyone pretty dang far from home, but she can't help but twist it a good 'n warm little smile...!

Annnnd accordingly...]

zoebee94 liked your post. 1m

Cute kids. :)

[Brief, but. Hey, what else has she got room to say. You gotta at least test the waters and all.]

[badluckblues]

thanks. they're proper ass-kicking young ladies now, but still the cutest. blessed to not have gotten too many of my genes, too.

[sometimespawnskillkings]

icyblue liked your post. 32s

[erranthero]

Wayward liked your post. 11s

Cute kids. Not a bad guy, either.

[badluckblues]

thanks, and forgive my mild disbelief that this scheme to get female attention is working

[erranthero]

Forgiven. I like kids.

How old are you, anyway?

[badluckblues]

old enough that these kids have me going grey, but not too old for social media. arguably.

[acquittals]

cyrus liked your post. 25s

you all look so happy

[badluckblues]

those girls will brighten up your day for sure.

[acquittals]

it sure looks like it. but what is this about borrowing other kids that helps with pictures? im still figuring out the culture of this app.

[badluckblues]

[ oh, she's a pure child. awkward. ]

well you see, the aim of social media is to get as many likes as possible. and most everyone likes kids, right?