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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[badluckblues]

borrowed without permission. important distinction

but bad boys do it for some people, too

[abracafcku]

guilty as charged as long as you didn't actually kidnap any children for real
'cause uh......not...cool....? but borrowing for extended periods of time? normal honestly

[badluckblues]

that so? shame i mostly use my evil powers for good these days

but yeah the best part of being an uncle is i get to teach them all the fun bad shit and then give them back for their dad to deal with

[abracafcku]

truly a shame - i wonder who it was that tamed your wild, bad boy heart, huh?

although i guess if you're related to them it isn't a full kidnapping. half-nap? what sort of bad shit you teach them? stealing cars or something more wholesomely bad

[badluckblues]

nothing exciting or sexy. some old fart gave me a job, that's all

[ definitely had nothing to do with Making True Friends or secretly being a Good Guy All Along, or anything like that. ]

again, borrowing without permission. that applies to cars too.

[abracafcku]

you coulda lied and made it sound more interesting. i mourn the loss of your bad boy life at the hands of some old fart and a 9 to 5.

[ definitely not. he has to keep his chaotic rating, right? ]

right right borrowing. those kids are in good hands with you, my dude