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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[genrouzan]

[ So. He tried his best but... ]

What am I looking at here?

[lestatusquo]

[ -- IS HE IRRITATED OR IS HE GRATIFIED, HE CAN'T TELL...

Good thing he doesn't need to be, at least, to, ah... talk his talk...!]

Yes, a good question - one that all art should incite!
And with any true post-postmodern work, ultimately, you need to accept that the answer is this:
You will NEVER know.

[You mean, in other words, "lol I don't know, I just threw something together because I wanted to make my debut"?]

[genrouzan]

[ ...

... ...

... ... ... hoo boy. ]

Okay, new question.

Do you know what you're looking at?

[ Because that sounded like a dodge if he ever heard one. ]

[lestatusquo]

In general, or with regards to the thing I personally created?
And chose the materials for, and consciously placed every carrot for, and wrapped and twisted into holding a chosen shape...

[Yeahhhh, don't try to get sassy here, Liam - you know you're still dodging.]

[genrouzan]

Just because you throw things together doesn't mean you know what the outcome's gonna be. That's like half the deal with cooking without the book.

[ Sounds like bs... .... ................. ]