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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[byanyother]

ROSEWHIPS liked your post. 27s

Confidence is beautiful and so are you.

[abracafcku]

damn right I am. Glad you recognize the truth♥

[byanyother]

Any particular reason you've chosen to grace us with your beauty today?

[abracafcku]

i am but a benevolent hottie, here to spread the wealth that is my gorgeous self to those who may be starved for such beauty

or i was really godsdamn bored

tomayto tomahto

[byanyother]

There's so much to do here though. Or have you already seen it all?

[abracafcku]

more like everything i want to do? involves a shitload more gold than i got on me yet

[byanyother]

What about finding work that suits your skills? [ or in this case, looks ] Your face is certainly handsome enough to be on the cover of a magazine.

[abracafcku]

not a whole lot of adventuring, relic gathering, and monster slaying to be done here, but sure I guess I could look into it. you got any hot leads for a hottie like me?

[byanyother]

I'm still getting familiar with this place, but I'll be sure to let you know if I find something that fits.

Is that what you did before though, go on adventures and slay big bad monsters?

[abracafcku]

pretty much? had a different career path once, but uh...that went kinda sideways.

guess i could always pick it up here again though after some uh practice and a lot of practice.

what about you? you getting a job in this weird ass place?

[byanyother]

I'll have to find something, I think. Those beautiful dresses in the shops won't buy themselves.

[ #firstworldprismaticaproblems ]

[abracafcku]

right? i mean i could just steal them but this is a place of business and i don't have to be some criminal anymore

[That said he'll still steal other smaller things, buuuuuuut only when no one's looking or he needs it. Really, truly needs it.]

So what kinda talents you got up your pretty sleeves, huh?

[byanyother]

A lady never tells all her secrets.

[ buuuuuut since he asked so nicely— ]

I'm a bit of an adventurer myself though.

[abracafcku]

yeah? what class? i'm a magic boi myself

[byanyother]

Oh? What kind of magic? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the class system you speak of though.

[ she don't dnd, yo ]

[abracafcku]

transmutation, conjuration, minor illusion, some evocation - y'know the stuff that keeps me alive on the road.

you?

[byanyother]

I'm afraid I'm not nearly so fancy. A bit of wind and earth magic is all I can do.

[abracafcku]

going for that crunchy hippie magic, huh? cool cool

you aren't uh weird about plants though right? please tell me at least one of you earth magic types aren't weird about plants

[byanyother]

[ first of all, rude.

second of all— ]

A hippie? I'm afraid I don't know that term. I like plants as much as any other person, though I suppose you'll have to tell me if I'm being weird about them.

[abracafcku]

so long as you've never caused one to basically orgasm by talking to it, you're probably fine

that is seriously something i'm still trying to find brain bleach for

[byanyother]

That sounds like quite the skill to have, but unfortunately I can’t say I’ve ever accomplished anything close to that.

Was it really so traumatizing?

[abracafcku]

i'm pretty sure i watched him coax a plant into orgasm in front of my eyes and then it slapped him on the ass

so yes

yes, it really was that traumatizing

[byanyother]

[ hm ]

But surely that's not the most outrageous thing you've seen on your adventures?