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[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[freshtilapia]

seconding this

[lestatusquo]

Oh, I see how it is.
I'll have you know that did any of the magic from my home world work in this dimension, I'd GLADLY enchant postmodern art to enlighten the viewer as to what postmodern art IS by biting them on the nose, but that'd defeat the point of being avant-garde, wouldn't it - doing the public's work for them.

[...I mean, fact that he just sculpted a gazelle out of toilet paper aside, that probably would be an interesting spell, 'cause what the heck is postmodern anything, really.]