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[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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[punshots]

whoa
this is profound


i think

[lestatusquo]

[GLASSES-FLASH.]

You're bloody right, it is.

[...Let me guess, "bloody", because you're a vampire, and that's such a lame joke that you clearly made it ironically.]

See the shocked expression on the face of the gazelle, sculpted from toilet paper, still attached to the roll!
The bowtie is made from farfalle, NOT "bowtie pasta", as it's known to PLEBES who wouldn't know "spaghetti" from "stroganoff". Then again, it is of a generic brand (or at least I'm fairly sure it is - if nothing else, it was acquired at a non-specialty store), and so perhaps this settles it into use for an on-the-nose, literal purpose...?
The gazelle is caught under a blue spotlight, and a lesser-known symbolic association with carrots is "the line between blind acceptance and wise fear at the expansiveness of the very concept of free will"!

[Might... wanna check the logic on that...]

Put it all together, and, let me ask you this, what do you have...?