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[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[sonofatiger]

i haven't been there, but i'll have to check it out. and even that name yanxia sounds like it would be right at home.

[ He's so focused on that train of thought that it takes him a moment to notice her other question. ]

i wouldn't say that i'm royalty. maybe some of the other rulers across china might think of themselves that way, but i'm just trying to take care of my family and build a land where everyone can be safe. i'm not interested in becoming an emperor or anything like that.

[menphina]

He said that too. Guess we've some similarities even if they're not entirely the same... I'm sure your China doesn't have samurai, for one.

[ Damn Square-Enix mixing up feudal Japan in a Chinese-ish-named area complete with a Mongolia-based zoneasllasdkfj ]

Bah, my brother-in-law is a prince, is all. He says the same thing. Doesn't want to be a ruler because he wants to adventure and give my brother a headache as his mate and sing to his people and calls himself the Dragonsong.

Nothing wrong with it, he's just a headache. Hope you won't be one too.

[sonofatiger]

i can't promise anything. your brother-in-law kind of sounds like me, except i leave the singing to people who can actually do it.

[ He thinks for a moment. She has a point: his wife, Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu... none of them are here to keep him from getting too carried away. And he shouldn't be putting that burden on someone else, either. ]

but i'll try. it sounds like you have a lot to handle already, so the last thing you need is someone as reckless as me needing to get patched up all the time.

[ Though apparently, getting patched up here just means cuddling it out. If that was how things worked back in Wu, he'd probably be the healthiest man alive. ]

[menphina]

Actually, I don't have enough to do!! I'm antsy without work! At least back in the other world I got pulled into, I got a job as soon as I got there!

I miss that, too. It was a nice husband café! At least a lot of folks from there ended up here, so maybe...

Anyroad! If you get messed up, you're going to have to come to me! I'll treat you! Besides, it's just a theory, so I'll need to test it out before I know for sure that it works!

[sonofatiger]

if you're bored, i can come stop by. it might be a good idea to make sure i'm not still hurt, and i could probably use the company.

[ And it sounds like she has some experience getting pulled from world to world, so that'll be valuable insight! He would totally have that same experience if Omega Force had bothered giving him any sort of meaningful role in Warriors Orochi 4. ]

wait, what's a husband café? or just a café, for that matter?

[menphina]

You're welcome to come by. I'm just settling in, so it'll look good if folks ask for me by name!

And, a café is where you get snacks and meet up with friends! A husband café, that's where all the waiters are handsome men, who can make ladies smile with their charm and conversation! Ah, I loved managing that... we had good looking men like you around who would make everyone so happy.

[ She's making it sound worse than it was, but it was mostly pure. Mostly. She didn't count their after hours activity. ]

Something you'd be interested in?

[sonofatiger]

[ He doesn't exactly lack self-confidence, but it's still a little jarring for a woman to simply call him handsome. It's a little flattering, too. But he's not the sort to read too much into that sort of comment. ]

i have experience being a husband, but i don't think i'd be a very good waiter. everyone keeps telling me how impatient i am, but i just can't stay in one place for too long.

i really want to do something that'll get my blood pumping! it doesn't look like there's a lot of need for people who can fight, but when i was rescuing people that were trapped by the vines, it was still pretty exciting.

[menphina]

[ She does mean it sincerely, he's a looker after all, and she always appreciates beauty in whatever form it takes. ]

Guessing you mean being an actual husband and not the kind of "husband" I mean.

I'm married too, if it helps! And I like kicking arse around too. Those vines didn't know what hit them against my spear!! What's your style?

[sonofatiger]

i know my way around a spear, but the weapon i've got with me here is called a mowing blade. it's a large blade running down the length of a shaft.

as for my style, i guess i don't really think about it like that. i just try to use my momentum to keep me going while breaking my opponent's momentum. but vines don't really fight back.

[menphina]

[ That gets her perking up! ]

Then we should spar! I have been getting the neighbors around where I live to train up every morning- you should join us too! We can have them learn a few things!

And we could spar one on one too. I bet I could take you!

[sonofatiger]

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that sounds great! i could use a challenge. just promise that you won't hold back. i can take anything you dish out!!!!!!!

[ There's very little that gets him excited like a good fight. Megumi's stock in his eyes was already pretty high, but it just rose exponentially. ]

[menphina]

Well... I wouldn't want to maim you. The last person I really went out on was out cold for an entire moon— that's a month to you earth folks!

[ That, and her dragonblood may give her an unfair advantage in power, but a skilled fighter shouldn't have trouble. She's a huntress, not a full on warrior, after all. ]

[sonofatiger]

why don't we have a wager? if they ever open up a husband café here, i'll work there if you manage to beat me.

[ He's not the betting sort, but he can't have her holding back on him now. Maybe this will be a little incentive for her. ]

[menphina]

[ !!! ]

Are you seriously—! Ahh, that's so unfair! Now I have to... but you know, you've a just as good chance of beating me, so what do you want if you do win? My win already has a reward I'm going to cash in on, no hesitation!

[sonofatiger]

[ It's a gamble, but it's worth it if he gets a good fight out of the mix, win or lose. And while he's not one to be terribly affected by compliments, there is some part of him that was flattered by her praise. ]

i haven't decided yet. but i'm sure i'll come up with more ideas once i beat you!

[menphina]

[ Faur is fair, and he might not be able to see her ears wiggling but they are! Excitedly! ]

Tomorrow then. Meet me at Crystal Beach at sunset.

Don't worry. We'll be able to see what we have to.

... and that's when I get off work, as unclimactic as that reason is

[ But, she has her reasons for picking that time. Maybe she'll tell him why if she wins. ]

Don't be late. I won't announce myself.

[sonofatiger]

[ He's excited and for all kinds of reasons, including ones that he doesn't quite understand yet. If there's one thing that can take his mind off of those he's missing, it's a good fight. ]

Just make sure that you're ready. I won't be holding back, and after we're done, maybe I'll buy you a drink!

[ And with that, he's off making his preparations. ]