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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[purport]

He can make up his own name instead of usurping that thing others call me.

[menphina]

If he wasn't making it up, he'd just call it Sandalphon!!

[purport]

People call me Sandy so often, he thought it was my actual name.

So no, he didn't come up with that himself. He's thousands of years late for that.

[menphina]

Point still stands. It had to be made up off of your name, regardless of who made it!

[ Deskslam! ]

And if he's calling his precious toy Sandy, that means he thinks you're precious enough for him to keep a reminder of you around! Accept his love!

[purport]

That's a mortifying notion. He hardly knows me, and I have no desire for his affections.

[He only has one Luciface in his heart, she will come to find.

In the meantime he's far too serious for this post]

If he were being at all original, he could call it something like Octavian. Why he needs to name a toy at all is beyond my knowing.

[menphina]

... what are you, 1000? Octavian is so old fashioned!!

[purport]

That's less than half my age.

[menphina]

[ Excuse her. ]

What.

[purport]

I'm over two thousand years old.

You find that strange?

[menphina]

Holy Bahamut, no wonder you're crotchety.

Anyone who wears such fabulous boots shouldn't be that grumpy though!

[purport]

I've always had apparel like this. What difference does that make?

[He might well topple over in anything else]

I'm hardly the oldest one.

[menphina]

Always wear clothes that make you happy and feel good about yourself!!

And when I don't have clothes like that, I just take everything off and admire my body, because it's lovely!


[ She'll take him for a trip. A shopping trip. ]

Clearly you need a wardrobe upgrade if you're this grumpy all the time, Sandyfluff!

[purport]

There's nothing wrong with my clothing.

[Time to huff uselessly at all this. She can't see it but surely she can feel it]

Why stare at your own body?

[menphina]

Why not? It's gorgeous. Haven't you ever told yourself you look amazing to feel great?

[purport]

No, I haven't. My appearance isn't what concerns me.

[Send help]

[menphina]

That's it, then!

We're going to go shopping!!

[purport]

What?

[A moment of silence for his train of thought after its derailment]

Why?

[menphina]

Just shut up and meet me in Level 1 at that mall with the whip and garters on the outside.

And don't be late!

[purport]

What kind of establishment is this mall, even...

[This Erune lass is the most confusing]