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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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[howlmyrage]

Feuerdrache

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Feuerdrache
Actually confirmed hotter than you. #pyromaniac #butonvacation

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[skygaijin]

Pale and ugly gozaru ( `ε´ )

[ Fuck you Jalter. She's casually bringing in the heat. ]

[howlmyrage]

Not as pale and ugly as your skeleton will be after it's done bleaching in the sun. :D

[skygaijin]

[ This bitch. ]

ψ`ー´)ﾉ so you admit that you're pale and ugly gozaru (｀ε´)

[howlmyrage]

Some people just have a tragic deficiency of taste. Unfortunately there's no cure for that.

[ Like, for example, the kind of person who would wear a kimono that's definitely two sizes too big. ]

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[agnificent]

[ insert launcher likes this post here. ]

So you've decided to embrace a similar fashion as I have.

[howlmyrage]

I'm not even wearing a feather boa, what are you talking about?

[agnificent]

You're wearing less clothes than I remembered.

[ She's almost as naked as he is. ]

[howlmyrage]

This is a swimsuit! It's not supposed to cover much, because loose fitting clothing can be dangerous underwater and it's hot at the beach! Have you never heard of TPO?

[ She's not a flasher like you! ]

[agnificent]

[ Swimsuits for guys didn't exist until last year. It's DW's fault. ]

Ah, I see. I feel like I am learning something new every day. Thank you for the information, Avenger.

[howlmyrage]

Didn't you get sent to the deserted island with the tights wearing Lancer? You should know better!

[ Even if you still haven't gotten to wear a swimsuit. When DW? ]

[sealeted]

...Ruler????????

[howlmyrage]

You must be thinking of that ridiculous saint. Unfortunately for you, she's not here.

[ Alter has been a Ruler before, but that was mostly to mock Jeanne. It's not a class she identifies particularly highly with. ]

[sealeted]

Ah, another look-alike issue. Just one of those faces, I suppose.

[howlmyrage]

We have the same face, so you're not totally blind. I better get that out of the way before you start comparing me to some Saber or another.

My name is Jeanne d'Arc Alter, Avenger class Servant. I don't know who you are and how you got to know the whale woman, but there you go.

[sealeted]

Hakuno Kishinami, of the Moon Cell. Ruler is a Top Servant that gets summoned in times of major trouble. I wonder if her clothes would fit you...

[howlmyrage]

The moon? Like BB?

We have the same sizes no matter how much we eat, but I'd rather not wear anything she's worn. It creeps me out.

[sealeted]

I'm not familiar with any BB, but maybe. The Moon Cell has an ever-growing population, these days.

All right. Figured I'd float the option anyways.

[howlmyrage]

It's that saint's fault for being ridiculous. Are you saying you're some kind of Master on the moon though?

[sealeted]

The one and only.

[howlmyrage]

It's not often somebody gets to call themselves "the one and only" Master.

[ Apart from her Master, most of them exist to fight in Holy Grail Wars. To be the only one often means being the sole survivor.

Well then. ]