001 ★ Text & Photo

[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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♥ 173 likes

flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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Comments

[notpliskin]

[He understands entirely that the people 'bullying' him into it probably meant a human photo of him, passive aggressive compromise is go. It almost certainly helps that he has no idea how to take a selfie.]

snake

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♥ # likes

snake
#I took the damn photo #happy now?

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[cadeuces]

havemercy liked your post. 36s

You're beautiful! 😄 #happynow

[codecmoment]

Handsome. This is a weird catfish though.

[notpliskin]

???

[Snake's comprehension of internet memes: even less than his comprehension of social media.]

[codecmoment]

Oh, you probably don't know what that is. Catfishing is when you pretend to be someone else on the Internet. So you put a pic from an angle that hides a lot of you, or a pic of someone completely different on your profile. Then people come to you thinking you're different. Lot of scams are run this way.

[stratomizer]

topdog liked your post. 10s

flamek liked your post. 5s

flamekthunder liked your post. 1s

[ he made multiple accounts just to like this post more than once. ]

[mcring]

ratherbfishing liked your post. 32s

[ Urge to boop the snoot... irresistible. ]

Looks great, buddy
Heckin good boy
14/10

[nodus]

glory liked your post. 32s

Boop him on the nose for me.

[notpliskin]

I am not going to 'boop' my nose.

[codecmoment]

I will!

[ Hal is now going to find the wolf-snake in the apartment and boop him gently. ]

[nodus]

glory liked your reply. 32s

You're the real MVP.

[nodus]

Ah, that's you? Do it anyway.

[badluckblues]

whoah looks like that moonblessed shit hit you hard, buddy. gj posting with no thumbs though

[notpliskin]

Speech to text is pretty useful.

[badluckblues]

so you're a talking wolf? that's cool. and unexpected

[schmisse]

Are you a talking dog?

[ She does not like the post. Yet. ]

[notpliskin]

Right now at least

[schmisse]

You've certainly received so many blessings from the moon. I didn't think that would be possible.

[notpliskin]

It's ridiculous is what it is.