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flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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#fashion #beautiful #youwishyouwerethishot #no1 #elf #wizard #coordinates #nofilter #nomakeup #naturallyhot #smoking

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[amities]

scientia

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scientia
I hate it. #stressbaking

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[hoasen]

sen liked your post. 10s

I can't like this anymore than I am allowed. But I would, if for food.

Still, stressbaking? Do you need anything?

[amities]

A pair of nail trimmers. I had four failed attempts in making the braid in the lattice. Claws do not cooperate well with this sort of delicate work.

[hoasen]

Oh...the transformations began for you? What would happen if one clipped your claws, would it hurt?

[amities]

Unfortunately yes. I'm simply relieved to no longer be walking about on all fours for once.

My nails appear to be relatively normal, they're simply darker in color and thicker.

While unsightly, I tried biting them. It proved to be unsuccessful.

[mcring]

ratherbfishing liked your post. 20s

What's wrong with it? Too much bite?
Tasted pawfect to me.

[ These first five days of the month are going to keep being hilarious to Noctis, right up until day six happens. ]

[amities]

[Just wait until your moonblessing kicks in Noct. Ignis will fill your pillow with catnip.]

I can't contain the sheer magnitude of my laughter.

[mcring]

Yeah, I can hear that
No wait, that's more like growling
Maybe baking really fancy pastries isn't the greatest way of dealing with your furry problem.
Want to go for a walk?

[ The 'I'll throw a stick' joke would probably be too far, huh? A mad Ignis is better off not poked. Noct really doesn't want a reprise of the brussel sprout chip ordeal so soon after scraping the taste out of his mouth from the last time. ]

Bet there's someplace nearby where we can spar without breaking anything.
Training doesn't make me feel better when I'm pissed off, but it does wear me out.

[ Also he... kind of misses Gladio running him ragged. Don't tell anyone. ]

[amities]

[You are TESTING HIM CHILD...............]

I'm sure you'll sleep fantastically tonight to my baying.

[He won't do it, that'd be too humiliating, but he really doesn't like the teasing. He's tense enough already.]

The Amphitheater is not offered to the public, and I'v heard word of a rather sketchy fighting arena in lower Lunatia. I think it best we stick to finding an open space. I'd love to relieve this unbearable tension.

I hate to give you the indulgence but Crystal Beach may be our best option.

[acquittals]

cyrus liked your post. 28s

that looks really delicious. its making me kind of hungry right now.

[amities]

I suppose an appetite cares little for imperfection.

I'm making a third pie. Would you care to have it?

[When did he even start the second one....]

[acquittals]

if you would allow me i would really like to have it.

[amities]

Have you eaten at all?

[Sorry it's just the way she stated her need for this pie that has him worried. Girl have yourself a proper meal.]

[genrouzan]

That braiding is impressive though. What don't you like about it?

[ yuri... you gotta... you gotta like the posts too. ]

[amities]

The width is off on one side. The placement of the braiding under the normal lattice seems too asymmetrical. The crust is thin on at least a quarter of the pie.

And there is too much dough under my nails.

[genrouzan]

[ okay. he may have a couple of regrets in asking. ]

Most of it's gonna end up in someone's mouth, y'know. It's good to have things that look AND taste good but honestly if it looks good and tastes like crap then that's the worst outcome.

Does it taste bad?

[amities]

I've been unable to taste it. I have had an aversion to certain foods since the beginning of the month.

I should have tried a meat pie.

[illuminism]

lucio liked your post. 17s

It looks delicious to me. Do you need a volunteer taste-tester?

[amities]

I would beg to differ. It's lacking tremendously.

But thank you.

I've more taste-testers than I know what to do with, though an extra would never hurt. I must only suggest this happens when I am not in a state to threaten growling at guests.

I mean that literally.

[illuminism]

I haven't had the chance to sample many new non-octopus cuisines since I arrived here. It would be a treat. May I ask what the filling is?

And growling isn't unusual for territorial creatures. I've seen animals, humans, draphs, primals and erune alike engage in it on my travels.

sorry for delay, feel free to drop this thread!

[amities]

Normal humans such as myself do not have a tendency to be territorial or act upon primal instincts like animals do. It's unbecoming.

The filling is apple. No octopus, thankfully.

[bloodisthicker]

tarrlok liked your post. 37s

Well, I'm sure you could always find somewhere you could donate it if you're not happy with it. I can think of some suggestions...

[amities]

I haven't the slightest idea what those suggestions may be. Certainly not related to food going in mouths and such.

[bloodisthicker]

Oh, no, not at all. Nor am I suggesting to whom it should be served.

[amities]

I only ask that you feed yourself. Being served does not entitle me to bring the fork and spoon to its destination.