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[abracafcku]

[In the prime browsing hours, Taako posts the following:]

flipwizard

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flipwizard
Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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Comments

[amant]

These aren't underwear. They are merely a fashion statement.

[ That he doesn't own any underwear to begin with and he's ten minutes from going to get an oversized mug of hot chocolate. Ya basic. ]

What kind of posts do you ACTUALLY like? Nunnery?!

[badluckblues]

and the statement is that you lost track of your pants, or...?

[amant]

If I lost track of my pants it was seducing your mother. Beautiful woman.

[ Steeping down to Your Mother jokes. Get this trash off his communicator god. ]

[badluckblues]

assuming my mother is still alive she would be almost 70 by now, so... you know what good for her honestly

[ this is exactly the kind of conversation a 40 year old man should be involved in ]

[amant]

I'm sure she has aged like a fine wine. I don't discriminate.

Still, how wonderfully supportive of you. I expect a family outing. The dress code is casual.

[ He's getting up in years himself. America is probably correct in calling this a midlife crisis... ]