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Oh this old thing? Just putting myself out there bc this world might not deserve seeing the most beautiful man on this stink planet, but I deserve to be seen. Taako wins for #1 hottie: change my mind.
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[hoasen]

Like in a burger?

[HOW ARE YOU GETTING YOUR FIBRE.]

So, hypothetically, if presented with fresh raw salad or cooked vegetables, you'd pick the salad?

[mcring]

I guess. More like alfredo sauce.

[ Not that Noct's spoiled or anything, either. As for fiber, he does eat fruits and nuts. Lots of rice. Does bread count? ]

If the salad had meat and eggs in it, yeah.

[ Spoilers: he wouldn't eat the part that actually counts as a salad. ]

[hoasen]

[Good thing for Noct, him leaving out the parts where he'd still eat around the salad is lost on her because he didn't tell her. So here she is, assuming HE'D EAT IT ALL.

But true, at least his grains and break make it all work.]

Alfredo sauce is nice. And I do like a good salad that has meat and eggs in it. I understand why people do not like it. While I like it, I know that it tastes, how to say. Green?

[mcring]

Green is a good way to put it.

[ "Icky" is also another good way to put it. Noct leaves that part out by rote. He's used to being judged. ]

But yeah, salad's up for debate, but who doesn't like pasta?
I've got a friend who's pretty much obsessed with cup noodles.
I wouldn't take it that far, but I'd never say not to them, either.

[hoasen]

[She can't judge too hard, even though she eats almost everything!]

I do like pasta, one of my colleagues is an absolute expert! He's here too.
I can see the appeal of cup noodles, but I'd eat it more as a guilty pleasure or if I was busy, than to be obsessed with them.
What would be your favorite food? I know you like fish and meat?

[mcring]

[ What must that be like, not to be a picky eater??? Probably so, so nice to just go to any diner and know there will be something on the menu you like. ]

Yeah, same. Anything's gross if you eat it all the time.
My favorite... Probably steak, cooked rare. On a really good bread, it's even better.

[ Desserts don't count, right? That's his favorite savory meal, anyway. Not that a good barramundi fillet isn't tough competition. ]

How about you?
It better not be salad.

[hoasen]

[It's amazing, Noct, they just keep feeding you. She makes her own food, sure, but people also love to feed her? It's GREAT.]

Yes, all the best things must be done in moderation, no? Otherwise, how would we appreciate them?
Anyway, I enjoy a good steak! Rare, or medium rare for myself. I also do enjoy bread quite a bit.

[Thanks to her former guardian showing her the ropes, she enjoys bread and coffee a lot.]

What if I answer salad? Well, it's not my favorite, but I enjoy it. As for what I like best...my, it's so difficult! I guess we can use something in line with beef like a steak...and go with a phở. It's a beef noodle soup from my home.

[BUT SHE CAN'T CHOOSE.]

[mcring]

[ That does sound pretty great, not that Noctis doesn't get well-fed by at least one person. He sure wouldn't say no to more handouts that weren't just people trying to torture him with vegetables.

Salad jokes aside, she's got good taste. At least she isn't cooking her steaks well-done like a heathen. ]

Phở sounds good.
Maybe they have something like it around here. I'd like to try it.

[ He's never heard of it before, but you can't go wrong with any kind of beef stew. ]

[hoasen]

[Noctis, you're so well fed it's almost like you're a pleased cat!

And see, she's a gourmet. Or at least she became one because both older brothers slash ex-guardians taught her all about cuisine.]

Perhaps they do! Or if we can find the right ingredients, I can make it for you.

[And because she's taught, she loves cooking too!]