First round | video (dated around whenever sanguis effect is around)

[talkingwithfists]

[ You know what this network comm need more?

A dumbass. In heat.

One good afternoon whenever Sanguis' effect is on full force, the comm. device pans to Feather's bruised figure grinning and standing tall just right on the border of the forest just outside of the town, behind him are eight KO'd bears laying unceremoniously on the ground - Which makes it obvious that Feather just clearly rumbled his way out with the animals earlier. Two or three days before this, he'd have some problems brawling with just two bears but now that the Sanguis moonblessing is currently in effect, Feather is somehow getting more pumped and getting way more powerful than ever that punching the daylights outta those beasts are cakewalks for him.

Also, not shown on the video feed: Feather is actually growing a wolf tail from his back but he's a bit too ignorant about it because he's been too concentrated in fights earlier.

In any case, wherever your character might be, hope you are prepared for the most sudden, loudest, most earbreaking shout coming from the communication bracelet (or wherever your character puts their communication device) in the most obnoxious fashion ever conceived in humankind. ]

I NEED A KISS!!

[ And this shameless feed closes. Natch. Just like that. Really, his lips have been fucking dry ever since earlier it's not even funny; Feather tried drinking a lot of water but it did jack shit and he still needs more. When he kinda remembers what his friends told him(as well as reading some of the posts in the network), he totally arrived in the best conclusion that his moronic brain could reach: It's probably the skin contact stuff that would give them those weird and fuzzy feelings inside? So that means if it's his lips, he clearly require a kiss or two to be energized back, right? Right?

Anyway, this wolf-tailed guy gonna go back to train himself around the entrance of the forest against more dire wolves and bears but he'll definitely return to this as soon as possible. ]

(ooc: I'm mainly looking for some disaster cute/gen CRs, but should our threads went that way, I'm definitely down for smut (kinklist and/or permission in his journal if you need them). Also if your character and Feather somehow agreed to arrange a meeting for the kissy stuff, he might or might not turn more wolf-ish due to the Sanguis blessing depending on on the situation - which I am most definitely up for discussing about it beforehand! )

Comments

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[gluhen]

There is no beating around any bush. It's common decency. Whether you intend to seduce a woman, a man, anyone or anything else, you must show you view them as an equal and not a subordinate. Save the orders for your vassals.

[ And even then, he'd never order any of them to kiss him or be intimate with him. However, the rest of Feather's words make him stammer a bit- ]

A-are you asking me to kiss you now? Cut that out. That wasn't so you can send your request to me.

[talkingwithfists]

[ Percival, asking for any sort of decency from Feather is nigh impossibru. He's like, not that far below motherfucking Belial when it comes to it.

In any case, Feather looked confused. Terribly confused especially when he brought up some discussion about subordinate and vassal stuff. Though his face does recover to its former glory when Percival kinda stutters. ALRIGHT. ]

Hey, but you are a friend of that Vain, er, Vane guy right!? [ Boyfriend but Feather doesn't really know and/or care. ] If it's his friend, I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE YOU THE MOST EXCEPTIONAL KISS THAT I COULD DO! I PROMISE YOU WITH ALL THESE BURNING PASSION INSIDE MY SOUL THAT I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT THESE LIPS COULD FIGHT!!

[ Stop giving any sign of being dere, Percival. He's basically giving Feather a chance to score be stupi- I mean himself. ]

[gluhen]

[ Please make him stop. Where is his 'off' button? Percy doesn't want to be a part of this. Is this karma for not letting Eustace pee in his toilet when they were back at camp? ]

You're being too generous with that word 'friend'!! Keep your burning passion inside! Besides, there's no way you can ever surpass me in burning anything. My flames of passion would devour you before you could even get close.

[ Can't tell if threat or come on... ]

[talkingwithfists]

[ Should have not responded in the first place, Percy. Now he's going to stuck with this obnoxious little shit til he got his lips. Alas, if that was an actual threat, Feather is definitely going to take that as some sort of a challenge, which fires him up even more. ]

THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!! I like clashing against those who have the same resounding, burning spirit inside their hearts!! TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE PERCIFART AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE KISS THAT WOULD BURN OUR SOULS TOGETHER!!

[ Did he

Did he just call him Percifart.

Excuse him he hasn't really traded punches w/ Percival yet and that's why Feather hasn't bothered to remember his name. Even though it probably shows in the screen. HE CAN'T INTO THIS TECHNOLOGY SHIT OK. ]

[gluhen]

[ He's having all the regrets now. Must he announce everything with the verbal form of bold, capital letters? What an eye sore. ]

That's not my name! Why would I tell you where I am when you just said you'd kiss me?! Do you want to be incinerated that badly? I can fulfill your deep desire without the kiss, if you'd like.

[ Percifart is enough to land him on his shit list for eternity. It's bad enough he hasn't been able to shake off people calling him 'Percy' because of Vane. ]

[talkingwithfists]

HELL YES, I WANT TO FEEL THE HOTNESS OF YOURS FIRST-HAND, PERCIFART! [ This kid really can't choose his wording better. ] Hey, why not make a contest of it! If I beat you, you'll let me kiss you, okay!?

[ News at 11, Feather doesn't listen. Let alone learn from it especially when he's BURNING WITH SPIRIT like this. Just... turn off the video already, Percival. It's only going to get worse from here. ]

[gluhen]

IT'S PERCIVAL! If you won't learn it on your own, then I'll make you remember it.

And if I win, you will not kiss me. You will say my name correctly then never utter that ridiculous nickname before me again.

[ Because of course, he's going to win. He's not going to let some loud-mouthed idiot get the better of him (even if he sort of already has). ]