TEXT, JULY 23RD

[sogekihei]

I'm bored.

Does anybody want Chroma?

No, I don't do hand holding. Or hugging. So don't ask.

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[groaned]

I'm going to wring your neck.

[goban]

Taking the direct approach, I see.

[sogekihei]

I do like it when you do that..

[sogekihei]

We have heat cycles here. Not much use in pretending otherwise.

[groaned]

Silence, tool.

[sogekihei]

So now you're using me?

[goban]

Are you any good at it?

[sogekihei]

At sex? Depends on who you ask.

Pretending isn't hard either, if that's what you meant.

[goban]

I'm not going to waste my time on someone merely pretending.

[groaned]

Don't go putting words in my mouth.
That just seemed like the appropriate thing to call you.

[sogekihei]

Unfortunately I can't blow your load through my watch. I'm sure you've realized.

There isn't any way to prove it beyond just doing it.

[sogekihei]

Because you're using me.

[goban]

Naturally.

I accept.

[ that seems like a bad idea with a guy you've never met, but sure. ]

[groaned]

...
And if I am? Have you any complaints?

[hoasen]

Then what do you do.

...No don't answer that. I understand now.

[sogekihei]

No.

I'm using you too, after all.

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[lifehacker]

hell yeah what's up
i'm travis and i'll be your booty call this evening
you wanna meet up in public first or like what

[sogekihei]

[ oh he's fucked this guy before. a pleasant surprise awaits. ]

I don't have a preference.

I'll let you pick where. I'm offering anyways.

[lifehacker]

[ Travis will likely take a second before he's like, wait you shot me. ]

come on over
i got a cat though so if you're allergic too bad

[sogekihei]

Don't tell me you people actually hold each other's hands.

[hoasen]

What is wrong with holding hands? In some cases, that is already very forward!

But it could be...slower.

[sogekihei]

[ yeah but at least it was hot, so? ]

Surprised you didn't want to do this in public.
How the hell am I supposed to know where you live?

[sogekihei]

[ just how he likes it. ]

Tell me where to find you.
I don't care if it's in public.

[lifehacker]

actually y'know what. you got me
i'm actually out having some shots rn
y'know the park with the koi pond that glows?
i'mma nut into it, hahhaa

[sogekihei]

[ slow blinking. ]

Not wrong, no.

But you talk like a blushing virgin bride.