TEXT, JULY 23RD

[sogekihei]

I'm bored.

Does anybody want Chroma?

No, I don't do hand holding. Or hugging. So don't ask.

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[groaned]

I'm going to wring your neck.

[sogekihei]

I do like it when you do that..

[groaned]

Silence, tool.

[sogekihei]

So now you're using me?

[goban]

Taking the direct approach, I see.

[sogekihei]

We have heat cycles here. Not much use in pretending otherwise.

[goban]

Are you any good at it?

[sogekihei]

At sex? Depends on who you ask.

Pretending isn't hard either, if that's what you meant.

[hoasen]

Then what do you do.

...No don't answer that. I understand now.

[sogekihei]

Don't tell me you people actually hold each other's hands.

[hoasen]

What is wrong with holding hands? In some cases, that is already very forward!

But it could be...slower.

[sogekihei]

[ slow blinking. ]

Not wrong, no.

But you talk like a blushing virgin bride.

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[lifehacker]

hell yeah what's up
i'm travis and i'll be your booty call this evening
you wanna meet up in public first or like what

[sogekihei]

[ oh he's fucked this guy before. a pleasant surprise awaits. ]

I don't have a preference.

I'll let you pick where. I'm offering anyways.

[lifehacker]

[ Travis will likely take a second before he's like, wait you shot me. ]

come on over
i got a cat though so if you're allergic too bad

[sogekihei]

[ yeah but at least it was hot, so? ]

Surprised you didn't want to do this in public.
How the hell am I supposed to know where you live?

[courtmagic]

[un: ambrosius.]

sure. pretty refreshing to see someone be this bold.

[sogekihei]

I’m glad you think so.

And what exactly should I call you?

[courtmagic]

merlin. what would you like me to call you?

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[badluckblues]

is this a booty call or a slap fight with your ex or some shit

[sogekihei]

I’ll take either. I’m that bored.

[badluckblues]

either or both, huh?

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[distort]

I see that romance has well and truly been strangled to death here.

[sogekihei]

It's been dead for awhile.

I'll try to save my Chroma generation for marriage next time.

[distort]

No, by all means, continue. Hanging out a window and yowling like a stray tom cat is working very well for you, it seems.