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[nobodylikeshim]

hewwo?? is anyone thewe? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

[ ooc: Hisoka is gross and here is an OPT-OUT! ]

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[graftage]

are you saying you can't make fun connections in places like the country?

if there's one thing i'll say is that this all feels like something out of a fairytale

[nobodylikeshim]

Maybe! Just too few of people to find anyone truly fun. I get a bit impatient. ♥️

It does. But what does that make you? A dashing white knight, maybe? ♣️

[graftage]

you're the type to easily get bored, huh?

and please, fairytales are way too good to be true

[nobodylikeshim]

Unfortunately~ ♠️

I don't know about that. ♥️ Anyway! Why not have some fun?

[graftage]

i'm a busy guy! i don't really have the time for fun

at least, i was busy before i got teleported to a magical crystal moon place of all things

[nobodylikeshim]

but fun is the spice of wife!! 😭

busy? busy with what? 😗

[graftage]

all play and no work makes jack a mere toy

well, i was in the middle of a lot of stuff before i was brought here. i can't just abandon all of those plans

[nobodylikeshim]

makes something toys 🤪

weww!! you might have to! but hey!! if those pwans invowve something that might happen hewe. i wiww hewp! 😈

[graftage]

do i want to know what that something is

aw thanks! you're that bored, huh

[nobodylikeshim]

mmmmm that is up to you 😜

i am!! and makes fow a good fawor wight? 😊

[graftage]

true...

i wonder. if it's a favor for a favor, what would you want me to do for yours?

[nobodylikeshim]

so??? 😈

just pin down a spidew. they awe swippewy, you know! but that is aww i need. evewything else i can do~~ 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[graftage]

you really need to get your keyboard fixed

but yeah, pinning down a spider doesn't sound too hard at all

[nobodylikeshim]

mmmmm eventuawwy wight now it works fine 🤪

you wouwd think so~ but that is what i need fow my favow. 👀👀👀👀

[graftage]

what does your little spider do that makes him so hard to capture?

[nobodylikeshim]

his abiwities, of couwse 🥺

[graftage]

and what "abiwities" would those be?

[nobodylikeshim]

hmmmmmmm!!!
i wiww teww you watew! 🤫
it makes me just too mad thinking about them to type nicewy 😠😡

[graftage]

[g o d]

you know, you could just

tell me in person

[nobodylikeshim]

[ :) ]

i'ww do that σ(⭐️≧ε≦💧ｏ)

[graftage]

[hisoka you are LUCKY to deal with a man like steinbeck who has infinite tolerance for this kind of bs]

sure. just let me know when you want to meet

[nobodylikeshim]

okaaaay ♥

[ he's a bit like, "wow, this person's tolerance for bullshit is quite high." ]

[graftage]

[You be friends with cthulhu for the longest time you learn how to deal with a LOT of bs]

hope you get your computer fixed

[nobodylikeshim]

not to wowwy it wiww eventuawwy ♥️

[ This is fun but he will get bored of it eventually. ]