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[nobodylikeshim]

hewwo?? is anyone thewe? ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

[ ooc: Hisoka is gross and here is an OPT-OUT! ]

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[nobodylikeshim]

HEWWO!

audio. because he can.

[penpoint]

Oh, good. You ruined my ears, too.

[ ooc; i'm cracking up personally...so bravo ]

because he can!

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Softer: ]

Hewwo? Can you still hear me?

[ ooc: That's what matters! ]

[penpoint]

Yes. I wish I couldn't, but I can.

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmmm... nice.

And... chatting like this isn't too bad once and awhile.

[penpoint]

Chatting like what? You talking incoherently?

[nobodylikeshim]

Using my voice, of course.

I usually only communicate to others through texts. But that is because the people I associate with are busy and can't always pick up the phone. Which works for me because when I'm not on stage... I can be quite timid.

[penpoint]

It's a better option than whatever was happening.

[nobodylikeshim]

A broken keyboard was happening is all. It may end up fixed yet but we'll see.

[penpoint]

I guess it depends on if you want it fixed.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ]

I think I do.

[ This fun has run its course. ]

You wouldn't be able to help me with that, would you?

[penpoint]

[ Oh. Huh. ]

I'm not the right person to ask for help with this.

[nobodylikeshim]

Well... that's a pity.

By the way, who are you? That is... your name.

[penpoint]

Better that than lying and saying I could help, no?

[ And, since he's not had the advantage of anonymity in some time. ]

Are you always in the habit of telling strangers your name on the internet?

[nobodylikeshim]

It is. It is still a pity.

[ Haha. ]

I don't see anything wrong with it. [ Cause he doesn't. ] But anyway, you can call me "Kurapika."

[penpoint]

Kurapika.

[ He hesitates. ]

Rohan, then. Since you were kind enough to give a name.

[ That doesn't really sound sincere, though. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

[ This is going to backfire on both of them when Hisoka forgets he did this. But until then, it is funny. ]

Hey, Rohan. Now we are friends. So says the rules of the Internet. Right?

[penpoint]

That's a little presumptuous, don't you think?

[nobodylikeshim]

Associates, then?

[ So serious! ♥️ ]

[penpoint]

For the time being.

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmmmm! Good-good.

[ ... ]

Okaaaaay. Your turn to pick the topic of conversation, fellow associate.

[penpoint]

So tell me, Kurapika. Tell me something interesting about yourself. Since you want to be friends.

1/2

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Hmmmmmm.

There are a lot of interesting things about Kurapika that he could say. But if he ever comes to be spirited away, that would make things difficult. It is not out of consideration for their uneasy connection or even the person himself.

No, if he put it into words, it is that he would want to break Kurapika and see it happen in real time. And besides! Breaking him with words is only so much fun. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmmmmm.

I am a magician.

[penpoint]

Really?

So you pull rabbits from your hat and perform card tricks?