[ Said like he was truly mulling it over. As it stood, two people weren't enough to back him up if things went sideways, no matter how strong they were. ]
I suppose that depends on what you have to offer me, doesn't it?
Oh. I have a lot of criteria if I am judging a person and their qualifications. But we're judging me... and that's much different.
[ Pfft. This person is fun.
If he hadn't done his joke of being shy one too many times, he would have said it now. As it stands, that joke has already grown dull for him to say. ]
[ It had taken him a moment to consider the meaning behind this combination of images. Emojis? Is that what they had called them? The just looked like tiny pictures to him. ]
Well enough, yes. As it stands, I think we can come to an agreement.
I will flip a coin. Heads, we set a planned later. Tails, we leave it to chance.
Call it.
[ He isn't flipping a coin at all just seeing what the person wants to do. And then will decide if he does the opposite or not... Of course, whichever will be the most fun is always the right decision. ]
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[ How amusing. ]
How sad. They seem like they want to be friends with you.
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[ Perhaps he should feel bad, but he doesn't. Not even a little it. ]
I think they knew what they were getting into when we met, I'm certain I don't need to explain it to them.
[ One of them, at least. ]
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[ :D ]
So, how about it? Can we be friends? It seems like something that should be asked so we both know what we're getting into, right?
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I thought I made it clear enough just now but it looks like I have to be more direct in your case: I don't have any need for friends.
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[ How unfortunate. I hoped it would fluster him a little. Okaaaay. No friends, huh? ]
Then, what about associates?
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[ Said like he was truly mulling it over. As it stood, two people weren't enough to back him up if things went sideways, no matter how strong they were. ]
I suppose that depends on what you have to offer me, doesn't it?
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[ A soft laugh. ]
Aren't you bold to say it outright?
[ Of course, he's mostly talking about his abilities as a killer. But well... there's no reason to broadcast that everywhere, right? ]
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[ It couldn't be seen obviously, but he was giving a dismissive hand wave on his side. ]
I don't see any reason to tip-toe around it when the option to get straight to the point presents itself, do you?
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[ Pfft. This person is fun.
If he hadn't done his joke of being shy one too many times, he would have said it now. As it stands, that joke has already grown dull for him to say. ]
Well, since you've learned a lot...
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Get it?
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Well enough, yes. As it stands, I think we can come to an agreement.
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[ Hmmm. ]
Also, what I am best known for is being a magician. So if you ever need someone to entertain, I'm quite magical with cards.
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[ He couldn't help but breathe out something of a laugh. ]
Hearing that you're a magician tells me that I'm right to reserve judgment until we can have something of a proper meeting, wouldn't you say?
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Because... I am not doing anything right now.
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[ The tone was haughty, but still not quite as harsh as he would have addressed someone else. ]
I have company at the moment, but I'm sure that something can be arranged for a later time. If you're willing to wait, that is...
[ He said it like there was another option, but there most certainly wasn't. ]
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[ One should get the feeling that he's smiling, and finding amusement in the tone of voice being used. ]
Someone is going to help me acquire a new keyboard. So, until later, then?
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[ He thought on it for a moment, the furrow of his brow almost audible. ]
Is this a planned later or are we just going to leave it up to chance?
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I will flip a coin. Heads, we set a planned later. Tails, we leave it to chance.
Call it.
[ He isn't flipping a coin at all just seeing what the person wants to do. And then will decide if he does the opposite or not... Of course, whichever will be the most fun is always the right decision. ]
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[ He's waiting, Hisoka, listening for the flip of the coin and he's going to call you out if he doesn't hear it. ]
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[ He says without flipping any coin. Mmmm -- which would be more fun? Yes, chance would be more enjoyable. ]
-- it's tails.
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[ Why bother to lie about it, Hisoka, really? ]
Regardless, I can accept it, we'll leave it to chance then.
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[ But how interesting that he listened for it. ]
We'll leave it to chance!