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[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

Comments

[liberaltus]

A little something you can take back to your master and brag about.
You are very welcome!
Have you tried looking into brothels, I understand there is at least one that caters to Moonblessed to help with our Chroma issues.

[multimasking]

oh no i haven't heard of it! still kinda new and all.
but that's really helpful, i should take a peek in there and see if i can get some business.

though then again i can't spend too much time away from my master, she'd probably burn the house down.

[liberaltus]

I'm certain you would be able to set your own hours since I suspect in this world it's a choice as opposed to a last resort type of thing.

Why on earth would your master burn the house down?

[multimasking]

[ God she doesn't want to insult herself... but she's gotta stay in character. ]

she's a brilliant woman, but she's bad at cooking. point blank. no if's, and's, or but's.
that's half the reason why i make sure she eats, cause she either doesn't or ends up making some weird meal you wouldn't even want to feed pigs.