anonymous ( text )

[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

Comments

[hagrides]

I shall abstain from the rating, as I'm not terribly familiar with human standards of beauty yet. This is where I attach a selfie in return, yes?

[this is a bug.]

[multimasking]

i mean that's fair!
i can totally get behind a neutral guy if you know what i mean. (*・∀-)☆

but before i say something offensive: what are you?

[ Like that isn't already offensive... but listen, Sooyoung has killed bug people back home and she's gotta figure out if this is an enemy or not. ]

[sogekihei]

You're a 2.

[multimasking]

[ ...

HUH???????????????????????????????????? Okay... Assassin might not be the sexiest man alive, Yoo Jonghyuk, but she's not going to let someone just insult him. That's her job. ]

send a selfie.

/locked/

[courtmagic]

[un: ambrosius.]

funny, i didn't think you were the type to be so desperate in public, assassin. still, if you're feeling so lonely, i wouldn't mind a repeat of last time at all.

[multimasking]

[ This is the worst way possible to figure out Assassin has fucked someone else. Is she an idiot for not predicting this would happen? Yes. Will she admit to it? Tomorrow, probably. ]

my stunning master has high demands and it's difficult to meet them without some chroma.
but hey~ if desperation gets me another peek at you i don't mind making myself seem foolish.

[ She gags. ]

[fourthdimension]

This is an excellent example of how to catch something.

[multimasking]

??????

haha but i run fast, though! nothing will catch up to me. (･ω<)☆

[bigredcheese]

Aren't you that guy who was trying to buy the huge panda bear? Is that what this is about?

[multimasking]

[ She's learning so much about her Servant... who she is now stuck with. ]

maybe.
it was cute... i can't get it off my mind!

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[lifehacker]

i like your ink.
you into BDSM or somethin?

[multimasking]

[ She's made such a big miss steak. ]

thanks! （*＾3＾）
and no, master is just my master!
we have a special bond... one that can only be severed if i crush her skull in.

[codecmoment]

i'm not a servant but i know one!
what class are you? i've only met Archers.

[multimasking]

assassin! ʕº̫͡ºʔ
it's not as scary as it sounds.
there's a bunch of archers -- do you mind describing one or two for me?

[036]

[ Also sent from an anonymous username, and from right beside her. ]

A SIX?!?!?!?!?!
NO WAY!!
12 OUT OF 10 AT LEAST
your master sure is a mean one T_T
i'm a bit on the shy side but take a look
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Maybe
Just Maybe
If we hit it off I'll send something a little more sexy uwu

[multimasking]

[ She doesn't even read the whole text.

In the next moment she's lashing out, tiny fingers aiming to wrap around his neck. ]

Shut up! Don't put my face on places people can see!

[imaginex]

You're not a passable Jin-san, for the record...

[I'm sorry she's no fun]

[multimasking]

ᵔᴥᵔ
what do you mean?

[nefilim]

Y'know, I've seen a few posts like this and I always wonder if they actually work.

[multimasking]

[ UNFORTUNATELY ]

do you wanna test it out? :3c

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[peerlesscucumber]

[ ... is xiao dan getting trolled

because if so, he finds that fucking hilarious, but he can't possibly know what trolling is as himself so he kind of quirks an eye at the rest of the information, scans the replies, and then uses his writing app to pen a response... only to delete it and say fuck it he's speaking because then he doesn't have to say "xiao dan". ]

This one finds it difficult to believe this is "anonymous" in the manner more often used on this strange network when one includes a picture of themselves with the missive.

[ in other words: good work troll please keep going it amuses his inner millennial ]

[multimasking]

[ He's getting trolled. But at the same time not? Sooyoung is generous enough to create avatars that are the splitting image of Assassin; his image and his voice perfectly in sync with the actual Servant. However his personality is obviously a hit or miss -- Sooyoung is still grasping at figuring out his character... and, admittedly, she's not too familiar with writing flirts.

Anyway, all she has to do is hold her device out to her avatar, who speaks in Assassin's voice: ]

And why's that?

[ ONLY LIKE... FOUR PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT SHE'S TROLLING!!! ]

anonymous text

[peerlesscucumber]

[ also because he can do this LMFALKJSD

when did he last act like an ass online...................... when he posted anon a lifetime ago ]

okay but will you hold me tight and whisper sweet nothings about your beautiful master all night because there's some lovely trolling going on and i'm going to be disappointed if this isn't a two for one deal

[multimasking]

my master doesn't like being touched, sorry!
but this also isn't a troll post.

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[liberaltus]

Not my type, per se, but I'd give you a bit more than a six at least.

[multimasking]

oh but if i'm not your type and still higher than a six...
i can at least say i'm a ten! cool! thanks!

[vandalist]

what kinda weird bdsm post is this

[multimasking]

it's not bdsm.
do you want it to be?