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[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

[ IMAGE ATTACHMENT ]

this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

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[peerlesscucumber]

[ ... is xiao dan getting trolled

because if so, he finds that fucking hilarious, but he can't possibly know what trolling is as himself so he kind of quirks an eye at the rest of the information, scans the replies, and then uses his writing app to pen a response... only to delete it and say fuck it he's speaking because then he doesn't have to say "xiao dan". ]

This one finds it difficult to believe this is "anonymous" in the manner more often used on this strange network when one includes a picture of themselves with the missive.

[ in other words: good work troll please keep going it amuses his inner millennial ]

[multimasking]

[ He's getting trolled. But at the same time not? Sooyoung is generous enough to create avatars that are the splitting image of Assassin; his image and his voice perfectly in sync with the actual Servant. However his personality is obviously a hit or miss -- Sooyoung is still grasping at figuring out his character... and, admittedly, she's not too familiar with writing flirts.

Anyway, all she has to do is hold her device out to her avatar, who speaks in Assassin's voice: ]

And why's that?

[ ONLY LIKE... FOUR PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT SHE'S TROLLING!!! ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ alksjdf how many of them really care that she is trolling...

In the meantime, Shen Qingqiu acting like he normally does means pointing out the inconsistencies, as if this is or is not real, because it doesn't particularly matter if it is or not. ]

Providing identifiers defies the concept. Speaking with your voice undisguised only further illuminates you.

[ In other words: stop being identifiable and send more generic shots or like, a dick pic! Who the fuck would know it's your dick if they haven't already slept with you?!

(He's not actually suggesting anyone send anything of the sort. But!) ]

[multimasking]

[ Like two. Maybe. ]

Do you even know who I am? Or my Master? It's the first I've ever heard your voice... Or maybe you're just so boring that I forgot? If that's the case, I'm really sorry! Honest!

[ She (and probably Assassin) is not sorry. ]

[peerlesscucumber]

[ Exactly. ]

This one would hesitate to pass judgment on Xiao Dan one way or the other.

[ Suggesting the lack of memory recall is no benefit to Assassin if that's the case, though he remains unconvinced... but again, uncaring. ]

Good luck in your pursuits of entertainment.

[ Person actually speaking!!! Cultivator officially out! ]