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[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

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[multimasking]

my master doesn't like being touched, sorry!
but this also isn't a troll post.

[peerlesscucumber]

oh right right i get that, they're into watching
that's fine i'm game, as long as you don't mind putting on a show
i'm sure we could be very compelling for your master
no touching involved
and of course it's not a post, its more like a bridge

[multimasking]

yeah that's what i keep telling her.
and then she punches me! what a jerk, right???

ugh are you the troll that's gonna pop up and ruin the night?

[peerlesscucumber]

people can be shy when admitting to their salacious needs
give her time

2333
in all honesty i'd rather share the 🍿
as long as you're having fun who cares?

[multimasking]

but i want her to open up nowwwwwwww.
how should i go about that? teach me your ways, oh great anonymous!! i need your genius to figure out how to make my master be more honest with her most carnal desires.

[peerlesscucumber]

respect a sister, brother! why the hell will she give you the time of day if you don't?
she says, i go slow, then you go slow! she says, take me now, you take her now!
she says, massage my feet, massage her feet and kiss her ankle then say you're so glad she's stepping on you!
really it all flows naturally

[multimasking]

wait bro did you just like casually throw in your foot kink into this...
i know you were just talkin about flowing naturally but that came out a little TOO fast

[peerlesscucumber]

[ he snorts to himself, sure, anonbro, sure! ]

no kink shaming, we've all got our things
yours can be speed runs

[multimasking]

it's not, but nice try

anyway my master is a complicated girl... and even if she had a queen mentality, i think the last thing she'd do is ask to massage her feet
but if you're confident in what you say maybe you should try!

[peerlesscucumber]

thank you, thank you, with one jumping so quickly to conclusions, one wonders what else one's too quick about seeing through

see, this is where patience pays off! giving examples is not a suggestion: do this! do that! learn what she likes, and do that! even if it's truly bizarre! even if it's more vanilla than the beans!
but why though
the one into your master is you, not me