anonymous ( text )

[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

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/locked/

[courtmagic]

[un: ambrosius.]

funny, i didn't think you were the type to be so desperate in public, assassin. still, if you're feeling so lonely, i wouldn't mind a repeat of last time at all.

[multimasking]

[ This is the worst way possible to figure out Assassin has fucked someone else. Is she an idiot for not predicting this would happen? Yes. Will she admit to it? Tomorrow, probably. ]

my stunning master has high demands and it's difficult to meet them without some chroma.
but hey~ if desperation gets me another peek at you i don't mind making myself seem foolish.

[ She gags. ]

[courtmagic]

oh, you should have called me in the first place. who am i to deny a request like that?

[besides, Assassin knows that the boost to his ego does no harm.]

your place, mine, or somewhere else?

[multimasking]

[ Why was this... so easy... hold up... ]

that fast? are you just that excited to get with me again?
my master is home, so it can't be at my place.
you pick somewhere.

[courtmagic]

i don't have plans today. besides, it's only attractive to be begged for in person.

[multimasking]

[ weirdo. ]

oh yeah?
and what makes you think i’ll do that?

[courtmagic]

are you saying you'd rather me be the one begging? my my, assassin.

[multimasking]

is there anything wrong with wanting to change it up?
there's nothing fun about doing the same thing twice~ you gotta spice it up if you want my attention so bad! you'll make me soft!

[courtmagic]

oh, i can give you all the spice you want. just give me the chance to show you.

[multimasking]

hehe~
so long as you keep your word, or else i'll have to find someone else to spend time with.
my master may be mean, but she knows how to be entertaining.

[courtmagic]

if you're longing for her company, you could always go see her first. or invite her along. i'm not the jealous type, you know.

[multimasking]

[ why are all these bastards so fucking HORNY ]

that might not be a bad idea actually...
we can see who can satisfy my master the best!
fair warning, though, if it ends up being you i will have to kill you instantly.

[courtmagic]

don't worry, assassin. i can handle satisfying you both well enough that murdering me will be the last thing on your mind.

[multimasking]

stop sounding so confident
knowing the grin on your face is pissing me off