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[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

Comments

[vandalist]

real wise chubby dudes with big bellies
the kind you rub for luck wwwww

[multimasking]

like..... idol fans?
dude.

[vandalist]

i have never met a wise idol fan, ever, in this entire life. and you know, probably as whatever creatures parts of me have been rebirthed as.

fuck no i'm a buddhist, that's the joke

[multimasking]

oh??
i think my master spoke of you before...
you're the guy that likes small chested girls.

[vandalist]

oi!!! where are you reading that from?! you're not between the lines, you're on another planet!!

[multimasking]

is that so?
so my master was lying when she told me the story of the guy who got half a chub because her chest was in his face... ?

i mean it makes sense.

[vandalist]

[ ......... ]

yknow
maybe its the great wonders of the universe being bestowed upon me
but i smell a catfish

[multimasking]

and what makes ya think that?
if i was put in my master's situation i'd definitely spread the news like wildfire.
like be careful!!! there's a monk out there who is really desperate for coochie!!!!!

shit like that.

[vandalist]

ha ha
i'm as pure as the newfallen snow.
"goodness is the return for goodness, evil's the return for evil" yk

[multimasking]

aren't buddhist not supposed to lie.
you virgin liar.