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[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

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[hagrides]

[The tank does have water, just no fish in it, to clarify.]

Certainly not. My roommate is out at the moment, and I'll ask you to kindly not disturb her sleeping arrangements.

[The moth is roommates with a lobster, because Why Not.

Anyway, Grimm goes to put on some tea as requested. It smells marvelous, if she can smell it through her avatar.]

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[ You say that as if people still can't fuck in that -- ]

Oooooooh! So she's like a mermaid? That's so cool! [ Sooyoung, in the safety of her home, needs to pretend to be surprised more than she is increasingly more suspicious of just how many beasts have been brought to this location specifically. In her mind she sees them as a priority, a possible scenario or bringer of destruction, and it causes her stomach to turn despite the avatar appearing delighted on the company.

So the avatar comes to peer from the side of the moth, pausing briefly as she considers whether or not he should wrap his arms around their waist.

She decides not to. That's way too damn cheesy. ]

So moths can have tea, too? Or is this gonna all be for me?

[hagrides]

[Destruction is a necessary part of rebirth - but that is a story for another time. Not on their first meeting.]

They can. Or at least, I can. And tea is best enjoyed with another, I've found.

[When it's ready, Grimm pours them both full cups.]

Please enjoy.

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[ The false Yan Qing takes the cup, leaning against the kitchen counter and using his free hand to cling to the edge. Bringing the rim to his mouth, he tips his head back somewhat to begin drinking -- Sooyoung feels nothing at all, so no matter how hot or disgusting the tea might actually be her avatar shows no response.

He only acts, licking his top lip once he's finished. ]

Wow! That's really good! You can make one hell of a cup of tea, y'know? [ Smiling gleefully, ear-to-ear, he places the cup back down onto the counter. ] So when did you want to lay down, cuddle bug?

[hagrides]

[Unfortunately for Sooyoung, it is actually a really good cup of tea. Alas.]

Why, thank you for your kind words. As for the cuddling, whenever you would like to begin is fine with me.