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[multimasking]

[ Anonymous username. Midnight. This is either a network wide booty call or a catfish.

It's both... technically. ]

hey.
oh shit this thing is fancy, and a hell of a lot better than an iphone.

i've been thinking... and my genius of a master always says it's better if i don't so...
i'm just gonna get to the point! i'm looking to get a lot of chroma quick!
and i know this looks fishy since it's anonymous but there's a reason for that.
but i'm willing to take spoon pics if you guys are sus.

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this is what i look like!!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
my beautiful master says i'm a six if you close your eyes
but i'm at least a nine, right?
(╥_╥)

ANYWAY if you're interested let me know.
i'm into a lot of things~ and if you're just looking for someone to hold you for the night i really don't mind.

also heyyy haha where are all my other servants at? you know who you are.

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[courtmagic]

oh, i can give you all the spice you want. just give me the chance to show you.

[multimasking]

hehe~
so long as you keep your word, or else i'll have to find someone else to spend time with.
my master may be mean, but she knows how to be entertaining.

[courtmagic]

if you're longing for her company, you could always go see her first. or invite her along. i'm not the jealous type, you know.

[multimasking]

[ why are all these bastards so fucking HORNY ]

that might not be a bad idea actually...
we can see who can satisfy my master the best!
fair warning, though, if it ends up being you i will have to kill you instantly.

[courtmagic]

don't worry, assassin. i can handle satisfying you both well enough that murdering me will be the last thing on your mind.

[multimasking]

stop sounding so confident
knowing the grin on your face is pissing me off