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[dj_jiraiya]

yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up

[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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[dj_jiraiya]

Might be better to just use the voice function in general. I’ve actually never used voice to text before myself. Turkey and roast beef sandwiches.

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[forcecaptainorientation]

I'm not sure what those are but they sound delicious. And sorry about the mess before. This communication device just has such tiny buttons!

[dj_jiraiya]

You don't know what sandwiches are? Well you're in for a treat! Well, unless you don't like veggies. I put some tomato and cheese and stuff on them. But I mean, you can pick off whatever you don't like too.

[forcecaptainorientation]

I mean, I've heard of sandwiches before but mostly back home we just had Ration Bars. Turkey and roast beef are new but I'm willing to give them a try.

[dj_jiraiya]

Oh! Duh, so I guess you don't have the same kind meat where you're from? That's pretty interesting. Turkey is a kind of bird, so white meat and roast beef comes from cows so red meat. I dunno if that made any sense or not.

[Insert address here]

If you can wait, I gotta work in a little bit so you can come back a little after six if that's okay?

[forcecaptainorientation]

I mean. Maybe? It could be we just have different names for it. Or maybe we have different animals but they taste similar? I'm not sure. All this other worlds stuff is new to me. Also that...what is it again? That bright thing in the sky during the day that hurts to look at. Or those small twinkling moons.

Oh! But yeah, I can find my way to you later I think. What is it you do for work, anyway?

[dj_jiraiya]

Uh... the sun and stars?

[Did her planet not have those things or was she just uneducated? She knew what a moon was...]

I just work at a restaurant as part of the waitstaff. Nothing fancy.

[forcecaptainorientation]

Yeah, those. That's what everyone was calling those. Anyway that sounds like a fun job. So I'll see you later then?

[For her ditzy moments, she's still a capable individual and does her due diligence to be on time. Yosuke will find her waiting outside his restaurant, offering him a cheerful pincer wave when he leaves.]

Hey there.

[Odds are she's probably taller than he was anticipating. Also the pincers and the scorpion tail. At least this explains her difficulties with typing.]

[dj_jiraiya]

[Yo, what was he looking at?! Thankfully, Scorpia is not the first non-human he's met here. But she's definitely the most unique so far. He can't help but pause to look her up and down and not in that checking out kind of way.

Just literally checking out those claws and such. Like, god damn, this lady was huge.]

U-Uh... hi. [...beat.] You gonna be able to eat with those?

[Would they just slice through the sandwiches? He had his apron over his shoulder and the back of food in hand, so he reaches to take one out and hand it to her. He's being a little overly cautious, he doesn't want his hand sliced off! yosuke stop]

Anyway, you might wanna try one to make sure you even like it.

[forcecaptainorientation]

[She's thrown off a few people with her appearance, especially because it has nothing to do with her moonblessing. This is just how she looks and always has been all her life.]

What? No, of course not. I eat with my mouth.

[It's...impossible to tell if she meant that seriously or as a joke...or both.

But she smiles and very gently takes one of the sandwiches with her claw, cooing over the appearance of it before taking a bite.

And her eyes light up.]

Ooooh! Thish iff delichsoush!