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[dj_jiraiya]

yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up

[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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[pidgeypidge]

What kind of sandwiches?

[dj_jiraiya]

turkey n roast beef sandwiches

sum have cheese sum dont

lettuce n tomato and theyre dry since i didnt want em gettin soggy

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[properprincess]

Is there some sort of issue with being Cordis and your appetite? Does it change somehow?

[Inquiring minds need to know.]

[dj_jiraiya]

our appetites can increase durin the moon phase

last 2x i ate so much becuz i was super hungry a lot so i was tryin to prep for it this time

but i guess i got a break or sumthin? was told it can fluctuate so guess it just depends on the person

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[wantsnudes]

I would like them, if it is no trouble.

[dj_jiraiya]

nah its no prob

wouldnt offer otherwise! ;)

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[chainlinks]

does the chef come with the food?

[dj_jiraiya]

N O

n ur not gettin the food now

[He’s not serious but still. He’s at least starting to get used to Ren’s antics.]

[wantsnudes]

You intend to eat Yosuke?!

[totallycalledit]

I'll never say no to free food.

[At least he assumes it is.]

[dj_jiraiya]

cool! just lemme know wen u wanna come by so i can b sure im home

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[nihonkoku]

[ japan, a housewife: ] You can also freeze many prepared meals so that they don't go to waste and can be eaten later.

[dj_jiraiya]

ya but i dont rly wanna thaw out sandwiches

sides cordis is a bitch 2 deal w so may as well help ppl now instead of just myself later

[mech_and_mutt]

You're lucky

I think I screwed up with a dusklight bracelet, because for the past few months I've been hungry even when the moon ISN'T up.

[dj_jiraiya]

how do u screw that up?!

[lightthedarkness]

Did you say extra food? For free?

[dj_jiraiya]

i sure did!

[panthered]

God, PLEASE...

I thought last time was bad but this time is even WORSE. I already ate everything in the fridge.

I even went out to get stuff to fill it back up but it never even made it in...

[dj_jiraiya]

dang girl u got it worse than i did if its not even makin it to the fridge!

will these sandwiches even make it home?

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[mcring]

Hey, do you have any left?
If they're all gone, it's fine

[ It's not fine but like what can you do... Not like Noctis can't find food somewhere else. But free food is a little harder to come by. At least people are more generous with sharing their meals with an actual cat. So he's got one day of Cordis covered. Sadly, that day is not today. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

sure do! not alot but prolly enuff for a day? idk depends how bad it is 4 u

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[forcecaptainorientation]

ooollll

weeht kjind gfooodf?

ytssplk,kss

[dj_jiraiya]

?????

[desadist]

Can we eat you?

[dj_jiraiya]

no

[dude wtf? He's just gonna stare at his phone in confusion.]

[fridgeninja]

If there's anything left over, I'll take care of it.

[dj_jiraiya]

r u srsly outta food, bro? (•ิ_•ิ)?

[He does expend a lot of energy though, so Yosuke is just gonna keep up the teasing a little.]