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[dj_jiraiya]

yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up

[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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[dj_jiraiya]

no

[dude wtf? He's just gonna stare at his phone in confusion.]

[desadist]

But what if a girl is reallllly hungry? And not just for food?
And I'm not talking about cannibalism either.

[ let her live. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

[Hungry but not for food or cannib-

Oh. Oh. He's just gonna die a little of embarrassment. What is with people and asking this?! Of course, he also doesn't know this girl so as much as the horny teenage boy in his wants to say yes...]

sry its...

im not rly on the menu 2day

[desadist]

o

am i really that much of a disgusting person...

[ nvm don't let her live. junko, of course, is going to the extreme personality changes just to ... make him feel guilty? have pity? because she's bored? who knows. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

huh?!

no thats not it at all!

just doin this 2 offer extra food not to

do that

[desadist]

hm

fair, i guess.

do you have anything besides sandwiches? they sound so plain.

[dj_jiraiya]

no sry

not exactly a cook so i just made sumthin easy

[desadist]

well

in that case. you can take me out for food as payment for making me embarrassed!

[ even though 1, she made him embarrassed and 2, she brought it upon herself. ]

[dj_jiraiya]

[Aaaaand this sounds like Chie so the response is easy.]

wat? no!

[desadist]

why not?! you don't want to take a cute girl out?

[dj_jiraiya]

becuz i dont go on dates as payment!

[Yup, totally like Chie so it makes it so much easier to do this. For once.]

[desadist]

Fiiiine.

I'll take the stupid sandwich.