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[dj_jiraiya]

yo!

so i apparently have 2 much food this time? im cordis but my appetite is normal 4 once

its mostly sandwiches n stuff that i premade 2 take 2 wrk but i cant eat it all this time

dun want it goin bad so if anyone needs sum xtra food hit me up

[ooc: I’m very sorry for the text speak, Yosuke is horrible lmao but I can tone it down if you need! Just let me know!]

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[chainlinks]

does the chef come with the food?

[dj_jiraiya]

N O

n ur not gettin the food now

[He’s not serious but still. He’s at least starting to get used to Ren’s antics.]

[chainlinks]

But I'm a growing teenager with food needs :)

[Which is probably why Ren tries to move in between the line between outright crass and this. Granted the Fox form is not helping at all.]

[dj_jiraiya]

u also make a ton of curry im pretty sure u can survive

[chainlinks]

but i've never tried your food :(

[dj_jiraiya]

its just sandwiches dude

ur not missin much

[chainlinks]

oh what type

[dj_jiraiya]

sum turkey n sum roast beef

[wantsnudes]

You intend to eat Yosuke?!

[chainlinks]

Wellllll not in the cannibalizing way ^_-

[Sorry Yusuke, thirst Cordis + Kitsune = this.]

[dj_jiraiya]

omg can u pls keep it pg in here

[wantsnudes]

How can you eat someone if not cannibalism? I don't care if you're a fox right now, it still counts.

And Yosuke please do not worry. If he tries to consume you I shall put a stop to his barbarism.

[chainlinks]

Yusuke would like to teach your more, but it appears that Captain NoFun has decided that we can't talk about the birds and the bees here.

[wantsnudes]

How are birds or bees relevant to anything? Don't try to change the subject.

[dj_jiraiya]

THIS ISNT THE PLACE 4 THAT DUH

yusuke its fine dont worry bout it

[chainlinks]

It's just an idiom for courtship, Yusuke.

[wantsnudes]

Oh! I see.

What the two of you choose to do is none of my business, in that case, but Yosuke is right. This is hardly the place to discuss such matters.

[dj_jiraiya]

ITS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL OMG

WE ARENT DOIN THAT WE NEVER HAVE

IM NOT EVEN INTO DUDES OK

[chainlinks]

[Oh well then, Ren will back off immediately, Cordis or not. It was funny until that.]

I was just having fun teasing him Yusuke.

Also what he said. Except the part of not being into dudes.

[wantsnudes]

Oh... So I misunderstood. My apologies for disturbing you both.

[this is why he doesn't use the network much, time to go back to his old man corner smh]

[dj_jiraiya]

u werent disturbin any1 dude

sry i overreacted

[It takes a moment but yeah he probably didn’t need to say all that. So, apologies are a go.]

[chainlinks]

Yeah, come back, don't apologize it's okay!!

I shouldn't tease so badly.