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[starrypoint]

yahoo yahoo ミ☆
i know like one other person with a dog rn so i wanna know more ppl!!!
rsvp if u have one or if u know someone with one
(or are one? i guess?)

also i think itd be fun to hang out!!! with our dogs!!!
and other pets too maybe if they're okay with it
daikichi is good with other animals (i think?) so hed be really happy to play with anyone at all

we should meet up at a park or something like that ミ☆

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[starrypoint]

[HE'S A KIND PERSON......... YOU DON'T JUST CALL SOMEONE'S PET, EVEN A PARASITE, UGLY...........]

well, it is pretty terrifying!
like s/t out of a horror game!
the sort of thing thatd latch onto ur face and eat ur brain!
but i think that anything and anyone should be loved u know?
even if theyre a parasite like parappa
its lonely being unloved
probably! haha

it’s lonely being unloved :(

[passio]

[ dextera would be glad to tell subaru all about what parasites can and cannot do for the body, now that he’s come to appreciate them in a weird way, but he also thinks that a normal person might die if they took on an insect the way dextera usually does. dextera, certainly, was convinced he was going to the first time he did. ]

They like to be under your skin. They aren’t dangerous at all, if your sleeves are long enough.

[ …maybe that’s not reassuring. ]

What I mean to say is that you have a generous heart.

dont think too hard on it its fine dont even worry

[starrypoint]

oh
thanks!
ur rly nice too for keeping parappa in the first place tho
i think most ppl mightve just gotten rid of it lol

:(

[passio]

I think so, too.

Even if we don’t get together after all, you’re welcome to come see Parappa any time. Maybe you’ll like it more in real life.

[ he surely won’t ]

:)!!!

[starrypoint]

o ty!!!
id love to come visit
wont bring daikichi tho bc i dont think hed like parappa
but ill definitely come visit sometime!!!
do u have a favorite snack or s/t? ill bring it over too

[passio]

I really like raw beef.

[ a snack! ]

[starrypoint]

like tarter?

[... Tartar. Beef tartar.]

[passio]

[ cue dextera desperately space-googling “tarter” ]

I don’t think so.

[starrypoint]

huh
thought i got that one
but ok!!!
ill get u some beef then
or u can just have anything undercooked haha
or!!! or!!! kebabs that arent cooked yet!!!

[passio]

That’s generous of you.

I don’t really know how to cook.

[ he eats fast food, and a mixture of frozen and completely uncooked things. luckily, there’s also plenty of good stomach medicine here? ]

[starrypoint]

lol neither do i
but my roommates rly good at it!!!
so im not in danger of starving at all ミ☆
ill see if u can come over sometimes if u want
tho idk if hed appreciate parappa as much as i do lol

[passio]

Parappa will be fine at home. It’s a bug.

[ parappa… could probably survive the apocalypse. ]

[starrypoint]

if ur sure
also whats ur name im gonna write u down for an invitation

[passio]

Oh. Right. My name is Dextera.

[starrypoint]

im subaru!!!!
its nice to meet u dexy!!!
make sure u come when ur invited ok? theres a lot of ppl who wanna meet parappa now ミ☆

[passio]

[ “dexy,” is it? he’s used to “dex,” but the addition of a -y is a new one. ]

We’ll be waiting. Thank you, Subaru.

[ he even attaches another picture of parappa… for the road. ]