...Y'know, dude, when you put it like that, kiiiind of sounds like you want to eat it.

[ And perish the thought, even if eating other fowl is totally normal and he has no problem with it. But eating a chocobo is just wrong. ]

But nah, cutesy names are definitely on the table. I don't think I could take it seriously if I named it something like...Grim Reaper Skeleton, or something.

[ But that sounds like a dope name for a death metal band. ]