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[holycurse]

[Hello Prismatica, this video feed is showing a bright-eyed cheerful teenager whose face is way too close to the screen.]

—Is it working? I think this is right...ah, Lord Windmaster, can you hear me? I was just out shopping, and this market is selling two entire loaves of bread for the price of one! And they're fresh, too!

[He sounds more excited than a guy should be about bread...also there's some movement as he lifts a shopping basket into view. Showing off his prize!!]

I picked up some coupons for other things here too, so I've been looking for those...have you heard of coupons, they're really quite amazing, they would have made life much easier before—er, but if there's anything else we need, please contact me! You can use the array if you like, I just wanted to show you the bread...I still haven't found the "fabric softener" on this coupon, but it sounds like something Ruo Ye would like...anyway, yes, that's everything! I'll be looking around here for a while longer, but I should be home in a shichen or so!

[Aaand end message. How did he manage to post on a public forum instead of sending a private message? The gods just don't know.]

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[holycurse]

Hi Soka! Hello!

I can give you the address to the store as well, so that you can find the bread yourself next time. (nwn)

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Ah, that's his own damn fault. Anyway!! ]

hello, hello! o(〃⭐️＾▽＾💧〃)o

i would greatly appreciate it! and, you did it!
you're on your way to becoming an emoji expert. (ﾉ⭐️≧∀≦💧)ﾉ

[holycurse]

Thank you, thank you! I will keep trying my best.
(/>v<)/

[Aaand he sends over the address while he's at it!]

[nobodylikeshim]

you did it!!! (´｡⭐️• ᵕ •💧｡`) ♡
congratulations!!
thank you for the address! i owe you my life! (⭐️︶▽︶💧)

[holycurse]

I wouldn't go that far.....unless you need bread to live?
Regardless, I will have it for you soon! (uvu)

[nobodylikeshim]

bread makes life worth living 😍 😘 🥰

yay yay you're my hero!