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[nobodylikeshim]

Let's play truth or dare! ☆*:.｡.o(⭐️≧▽≦💧)o.｡.:*☆

We have video option so playing out the dare is easy, right? (⭐️￣▽￣💧)

Everyone can throw down their own dare and truth to anyone and everyone! Why not? Why not? (ﾉ⭐️◕ヮ◕💧)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Me first! I'll do dare. |ʘ‿ʘ💧)╯ Be gentle or not!

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[winepouring]

[ Then he claps his hands together. ]

But are we still playing? I pick dare!

[nobodylikeshim]

It may not be... or rather, I'm going to say that I might not fit the bill for it.

[ Hah-ha-hah! ]

And we are still playing! Let's see... I dare you to streak up and down your apartment hallways!

1/3

[winepouring]

I suppose not everyone is that type...

[ Still has no idea why he would say that though. He's sure you would be a great senior disciple to him! ]

[winepouring]

[ Shi Qingxuan stares at Hisoka through the camera.

Ah?

Ah????? ]

Huh?!

[winepouring]

[ Did he really just dare that?! ]

Hahaha...

[ His face pales as he starts to laugh nervously. ]

But- but I'm not at home? Haha... And besides that, there would be no way to prove if I did it! This is a public communication, you know. What if a young woman was watching? It would be wrong! Incredibly inappropriate! Hahaha!

[ And besides that, how humiliating! Running around naked like a baby! He wouldn't be able to face Xie Lian again! ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmmmm!!

[ He laughs just a little as his response. ]

All right, all right! That might be too much~ [ Next dare: Kill a person. He laughs a little more to himself. ] Let's see... what would be equivalent to that, I wonder?

[winepouring]

[ Holding his chin in his hand in thought. ]

I can tell a truth instead? Let's go with truth instead, haha...

[ At least Hisoka (who still hasn't introduced himself...) is taking this well! That laughter feels very good-natured and not at all derisive. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

[ (Oops.)

He laughs in the same good-natured manner of before. ]

All right! [ A good truth! ] What is your most embarrassing memory?

[winepouring]

My most embarrassing memory... [ Well, it would have been what he just asked him to do, but he's thankfully not pushed that. He continues holding his chin in thought. Over the centuries, he's sure he's embarrassed himself a lot, but he doesn't really hold onto those memories for long. The good memories will always wash away the petty, little, bad memories.

So, he has to think. The most recent one would have been at the Mid-Autumn Festival, when... ]

Haha...

[ He freezes for a moment, somehow going paler as he awkwardly laughs at the memory. Embarrassing? The most embarrassing thing in the three realms for him is his believers' questionable ideas about him and his brother!!

Shi Qingxuan flicks his fan open, hiding his face behind it as he fans himself. ]

Well, there was one time recently where some people thought I was having a relationship with someone? They announced it in front of everyone! All of my colleagues! It was incredibly embarrassing for both of us, haha... Rumors like that can ruin someone's image, you know.

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Mmmm.

That is surprisingly tame. But he didn't think that Shi Qingxuan would have anything too racy. He smiles appreciative all the same. ]

How mortifying. But! [ He lifts his index finger up. ] Do you have someone that you would like to be in a relationship with? [ Because that would make it even more entertaining. ]

[winepouring]

[ It was very, very mortifying for him! He agrees!

Then that question just has Shi Qingxuan blinking. ] Me? No, no, there's no-one like that.

[ He says it so easily, he either means it or he's better at lying than he looks. ]

But it would be nice at one point, maybe. Just not with that person.

[ He thinks, Isn't this the second time this topic has come up? That's more than it's come up in centuries. This place is the sort where you would consider things like this more often, though... ]

Is there someone you like?

[nobodylikeshim]

[ He laughs a little before shaking his head. ]

No. There isn't anyone that I like romantically.

[ But there are plenty of people that he likes to think of beating the ever-loving shit out of him. Which is a completely different matter all together~ ]

I don't think my heart's meant to think of people that way.

[winepouring]

No? [ He tilts his head. ] I never heard someone put it that way before, but if that's how you feel, then that isn't a problem, is it? You certainly aren't alone. I've never felt that way about another person, either.

[nobodylikeshim]

Romance is tough, isn't it? [ Le sigh. ]

[winepouring]

Hahaha, I suppose so... [ He has no idea. ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Well, even if we can't understand it...! It just means we can have twice as many friends!